Anekdot (nivel 2)
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Ofisialem cheken segun lidepla-1.3.
Contents [hide]
1 Gwo-yusen klaida
2 Klimatul
3 Ambi-sexu-ney klaida
4 Intele boy
5 Pruva de identitaa
6 Hao boy
7 Akwa-pleisa
8 Hao memoria
9 Futbolista to studenta
10 Gun-vakasion
11 Lazalok
12 Danjaful morba
13 Hao kapitan
14 Latif chorer
15 Intele chorer
16 Posh-mani
17 Okula
18 Osobe samula-klef
19 Fenkas
20 Hao mursha
21 Previdishil mata
22 Kwaytaa de elektritaa
23 En-kona
24 Doga de duzashwoer
25 Leker to musiker
26 Honeste distribusa
27 Dansi-talimer
28 Buhao musafer
29 Kama-tayaring
30 Examen
Gwo-yusen klaida
Jim zin dukan do jaopay kel shwo: "Gwo-yusen klaida: nu kupi e vendi" al porti un lao panta in handa. Ta kwesti dukan-masta:
"Kwanto yu wud dai pur se?"
Man kan toy panta, poy shwo karkem: "Dwa dolar."
"Ver ku?" Jim shwo. "Me suposi-te ke it val amini pet."
"Non", man shwo, "it bu val ni un peni pyu kem dwa dolar."
"Ob yu es serte?" Jim kwesti.
"Ga serte", man shwo.
"Hao", Jim shwo al tiri dwa dolar aus posh, "walaa mani. Sey panta pendi-te ausen yur dukan, kun prais-label kel shwo $6.50. Sembli-te a me ke es tro, also me yao-te mah swa serte om kwanto it val pa veritaa."
Poy ta chu dukan kun panta e desapari bifoo ke astoni-ney vender pai inventi koysa fo shwo.
Klimatul
Madam Grin es direktor de un gran firma, e oftem treba ke ela fai mita kun otre bisnes-jenta in mitishamba de firma-dom. Ela ga bu fumi, bat muchos de otre jenta fumi, also shamba-aira oftem sembli dashat-ney a ela.
Undey afte un ora de mita elay gorla e okos tungi e ela kafkafi gro. Also ela telefoni a un gran klimatul-firma e pregi ke oni evalu kwanto it wud kosti, tu kipi aira sempre pure in mitishamba de firma-dom.
Afte kelke dey klimatul-firma sendi dwa evalusa, dabe madam Grin selekti. Un evalusa es $5000 pur instali klimatul e otre-la es $5 pur jaopay-ki kel shwo "Bye fumi".
Ambi-sexu-ney klaida
Mucho boy e gela in westa-ney landas porti klaida do same sorta, e mucho la hev longe har, also oftem es mushkile tu samaji ob es boy o gela.
Undey un lao man go promeni in parka in Washington. Ta fatigi, en-sidi on bencha. Un yunga zai stan pa otre taraf de chitan.
"Oo, may boh!" lao man shwo a jen kel zai sidi pa same bencha. "Yu vidi sey yunga do chaure panta e longe har, bu ver? Ob es boy o gela?"
"Es gela", bencha-visin shwo. "Es may docha."
"Oo!" lao man shwo kway. "Pardoni ba me plis. Me bu jan-te ke yu es elay mata."
"Me bu es elay mata", otre jen shwo. "Me es elay patra."
Intele boy
Un yunge boy plei kun bol pa gata. Ta ek-kiki it tro fortem, e it rupti winda de un dom e lwo inu. Un gina go-lai a winda kun sey bol e krai-shatami an boy tanto gro ke ta lopi wek. Yedoh ta haishi yao pai bol bak.
Afte kelke minuta ta returni e tuki an dwar de dom. Afte ke gina jawabi, ta shwo: "May patra sal lai fo repari yur winda ga sun."
Afte yoshi kelke minuta un man lai a dwar kun tul-bavul-ki, also gina lasi boy pren suy bol.
Afte ke man fini repari winda, ta shwo a gina: "Se ve kosti a yu exaktem shi dolar."
"Bat ob yu bu es patra de toy boy?" gina kwesti al aspekti astoni-ney.
"Non", ta jawabi aspekti-yen samem astoni-ney. "Ob yu bu es ta-ney mata?"
Pruva de identitaa
Sinior e madam Skott shanji habita a un syao urba, e ofni akaunta in lokale banka fo ambi ley nam. Bat sinior Skott es bisnesjen, ta sempre mangi wen banka es ofnen, also ta-ney molya hi pinchanem go adar wen li nidi mani.
Yedoh undey sinior Skott hev vakasion e go a banka pa selfa. Bat bankayuan bu koni ta e bu yao dai mani a ta til en-sta serte ke ta es verem sinior Skott. Ela shwo latifem:
"Me koni madam Skott, bat me haishi bu koni yu. Ob yu mog diki a me koysa fo pruvi ke yu es sinior Skott?"
Sinior Skott kan inu swa-ney manidan e findi dar kelke foto de molya. Ta diki li a bankayuan, ela en-sta santush e dai mani a ta.
Hao boy
Jonni hev nin yar, e ta es muy buhao boy, bat ta-ney mata sempre nadi ke ta ve suluki pyu hao. Undey, afte ke ta lai fon skola, Jonni-ney talimer telefoni a ta-ney mata, shwo:
"Madam Petkins, ob yu jan ke Jonni he salvi un boy kel he lwo inu riva wen nu promeni sedey pa sabah?"
Madam Petkins joi gro al audi se. Ela dumi: "Jonni zai bikam hao boy."
Poy ela turni a son, shwo:
"Es yur talimer. Way yu bu shwo-te a me ke yu bin tanto kuraje boy e salvi un de yur amigas, wen ta lwo inu riva sedey pa sabah?"
Bat Jonni bu aspekti joi-she al audi se. Ta-ney fas fa-gro-rude, ta shwo:
"Wel, me majbur-te tiri ta aus, bikos me hi pushi-te ta inu."
Akwa-pleisa
Un syao boy habiti bu tro dalem fon skola, also kada dey ta pedi a skola e fon skola bak. Al dao ta go pas un plei-maidan kel pinchanem fa-gro-mokre wen pluvi. Undey boy lai a dom al sta ga mokre. Ta-ney mata iri, shwo: "Bye plei in akwa al yur dao fon skola."
