16. PURRFECTLY HIDDEN
Prologue
Marge loved these quiet mornings when she had the house all to herself. Tex and Vesta were at the office, and so were Odelia and Chase, and the cats were probably next door having a quiet nap, or out in the backyard wistfully gazing at the flock of birds occupying the big cherry tree. It was a gorgeous morning, and she enjoyed it to the fullest. She’d vacuumed upstairs and downstairs, had put in a load of laundry and was busy in the kitchen, humming along with Dua Lipa’s latest hit blasting from the speakers, when suddenly the kitchen tap sputtered and hissed, then gurgled up a small trickle of brown water and promptly died on her.
“Dang it,” she muttered as she tried the tap again, with the same result. She stared at the recalcitrant thing for a moment, hands on hips, willing it to work by the sheer force of her willpower, but faucets are tough opponents, and it decided to stay dead instead.
She heaved a deep sigh and called her husband.
“Hey, hon,” said Tex as he picked up. “I’m with a patient right now. Can I call you back?”
“It’s the kitchen faucet. It’s broken.”
“Broken, huh? Okay if I take a look at it tonight?”
“Yeah, fine,” she said and disconnected. She thought for a moment, then went into the laundry room. It had been conspicuously quiet in there, and she now saw that the machine had stopped mid cycle. And when she opened the tap next to the washer, it was as dead as the one in the kitchen.
Ugh.
She returned to the kitchen and stood thinking for a moment, wondering whether to wait for Tex, but then her eye caught the pet flap Tex had installed in the kitchen door, the one that had cost him a week to put in place and for which he’d needed the help of her brother and Chase to finish, and she picked up her phone again and called her mom.
“I’m busy,” said that sprightly old lady. “What do you want?”
“I’ve got a problem with my plumbing,” she said.
“Ask Tex. He’s the expert. And wear adult diapers.”
“Not my plumbing, ma. The plumbing of the house.”
“In that case diapers won’t do you any good. And nor will Tex.”
“You don’t think Tex will be able to fix it?”
“Honey, that husband of yours can’t even change a lightbulb without taking down the entire grid. Why don’t you call Gwayn Partington? He’s a licensed plumber.”
“And an expensive one. What about Alec?”
“Forget about it. He’s in your husband’s league.”
“Chase?”
Mom was quiet for a moment. She might not be a great fan of Tex or even her own son Alec, but she had a soft spot for her granddaughter’s boyfriend. “Now I wouldn’t mind seeing that man in coveralls and a wrench in his hand. Or even without coveralls and a wrench in his hand. Though I’m sure he would do just fine without the wrench.”
Both women were silent as they contemplated the image of Chase Kingsley, dressed only in a wrench. Then Marge shook herself. It wasn’t right to think of her potential future son-in-law that way. “Is he any good at plumbing, that’s what I want to know.”
“No idea, honey. But he can always come and clean my pipes, if you know what I mean.”
Double ugh.
“Gotta go,” said Mom. “Some old coot is yanking my chain. No, the doctor won’t see you now, Cooper! You’ll have to wait your turn!” she cried, then promptly disconnected.
Next on Marge’s list of people to call in a case of an emergency was her daughter Odelia. Before she hired an expensive plumber and spent good money, she needed to exhaust all other—cheaper—possibilities, like any responsible homeowner would.
“Hey, Mom,” said Odelia. “What’s up?”
“Does Chase know anything about plumbing?”
“Does Chase know anything about plumbing? Well, he is pretty handy.”
“Yes, but can hefix the plumbing?”
“Honestly? That exact theme never cropped up in any of our conversations.”
“But what do you think?”
“I think you better ask Gwayn Partington. He’s a licensed plumber.”
A deep sigh.“Fine.”
What good was it to have three men in the family when none of them could fix the plumbing? Maybe Odelia should have dated a handyman, not a cop. But her daughter was right. Why postpone the inevitable? So she dialed Gwayn Partington’s number and was gratified when the man picked up on the first ring.
“Hi, Gwayn. Marge Poole. When do you have time to take a look at my plumbing?”
“I could come over right now, if you want. I had another job lined up but that fell through, so…”
At that moment, her phone warned her that Odelia was trying to reach her, so she said,“One moment please, Gwayn. It’s my daughter. Yes, honey?”
“I just called Chase and he says he doesn’t know the first thing about plumbing and you better ask an expert if you ever want to enjoy the blessings of running water ever again.”
“Thanks, honey,” she said, and switched back to Gwayn. “Harrington Street 46. Yes, I’m home.”
