It wasn’t that the Queen didn’t trust the members of her own household: it was just a simple fact that it was possible for someone to listen in to conversations over the internal palace telephone system without the caller knowing. She assumed that the operators didn’t, but it wasn’t a chance worth taking, so she and Philip had worked out a sort of code between them (‘The Oaks’ meant ‘I need to talk to you urgently in private’ and ‘Pall Mall’ meant ‘I love you’ and . . . other things).
Now that she knew not to trust someone in her Private Office, the Queen needed a written code for working with Joan too. With her APS back in London, she couldn’t be absolutely sure that her written memos wouldn’t be read by someone else.
The answer hadn’t taken them long to come up with: private messages were included in instructions about frocks and gloves. Any of the men in moustaches would run a mile at the details of waist measurements and corsetry. The Queen handwrote her notes and put them in envelopes casually paper-clipped to a memo about her wardrobe, as if they contained scraps of fabric or suggestions for embroidery.
The note in front of her was difficult to write. Not because of the content, which was straightforward, but because it meant doing something she hadn’t done since she was a teenager – trusting someone outside her inner circle with her most personal thoughts about a crime and its possible solution. And when she was a teenager, that hadn’t gone to plan. Not at all. She had learned self-reliance the hard way.
It was talking to Daphne after the ridiculous game of Nebuchadnezzar that had made her change her mind this time. She carved out ten minutes before tackling the remains of her boxes after breakfast to put her thoughts on paper. If Joan wasn’t already helping her out with the matter of the sabotage, she didn’t know what she would have done. The next steps weren’t ones she could take for herself. Little girls, picturing one as Queen, often assumed one had infinite powers, and would be horrified, she judged, to discover how very much she could not do. Talking to prostitutes and their associates, to take one example. Questioning a police inquiry, for another. She could
The thing about the sabotage of her state visits was that it was an act against her job. It was a job she had sworn to do for the rest of her life, in Westminster Abbey, surrounded by the great and the good and watched by millions on television and, more importantly, God, and nobody on earth could take it more seriously than she did.
But it was a job.
And this was different. Being used as an alibi in the case of the Chelsea murders was personal. If anything went wrong, it would affect her marriage . . . Her role as head of state, too, in consequence, but it went deeper than that. As she crafted each line, she was careful not to mention exactly why she was so concerned about what happened to the couple in Cresswell Place – but she was writing to Joan in part because her APS was the most perceptive, quick-thinking woman she knew right now, and it wouldn’t take her long to work it out.
It would be so much easier just to sit back, go for some lovely dog walks and picnics, and let Inspector Darbishire deal with this. But he wasn’t dealing with it. Or rather, he was making glacially slow progress. And why was he in charge of such a high-profile case at all? What about Chief Inspector Venables? The Queen hadn’t forgotten that Chelsea’s police division had failed to roll out its star.
With this in mind, she was struck by what Daphne had said about women and history, and by William being so shockingly bad at imitating Althea Gibson. Men were not good at telling women’s stories.
What if this was a woman’s story?
Darbishire was focusing on Nico Rodriguez. It was understandable, given his gambling, his dirty trading, his possible involvement with London gangs. But what about the girl? The poor ‘tart in the tiara’, laid out on the bed in her underwear? Having failed to prove that she was involved with Lord Seymour, who owned the diamonds in question, the inspector seemed to have lost interest in her. She had become a footnote.
The Queen found women endlessly interesting. She found women who dressed as princesses and were then murdered within walking distance of Buckingham Palace worthy of her full attention. Then there was the
At last, she felt there was something she could do.