Gunther Glick sat on a bench in a holding tank inside the office of the Swiss Guard. He prayed to every god he could think of.
Macri was beside him, looking a little bit stunned. Glick didn’t blame her. In addition to exclusively broadcasting the camerlegno’s address, she and Glick had provided the world with gruesome photos of the cardinals and of the Pope—
Of course, all of that had all been at the camerlegno’s behest, so that was not the reason Glick and Macri were now locked in a Swiss Guard holding tank. It had been Glick’s daring addendum to their coverage that the guards had not appreciated. Glick knew the conversation on which he had just reported was not intended for his ears, but this was his moment in the sun.
"The 11th Hour Samaritan?" Macri groaned on the bench beside him, clearly unimpressed.
Glick smiled. "Brilliant, wasn’t it?"
"Brilliantly dumb."
Although the information was clearly private, Glick had acted as any dedicated reporter would—without honor. He’d found a dark corner, ordered Macri to fire up her remote camera, and he’d reported the news.
"Shocking new developments in God’s city," he had announced, squinting his eyes for added intensity. Then he’d gone on to say that a mystery guest was coming to Vatican City to save the day.
Of course Glick had not stopped there. While he had the world’s attention, he had thrown in a little of his own conspiracy theory for good measure.
"You screwed us," Macri said. "You totally blew it."
"What do you mean? I was great!"
Macri stared disbelievingly. "Former President George Bush? An Illuminatus?"
Glick smiled. How much more obvious could it be? George Bush was a well-documented, 33rd-degree Mason,
"And that bit about CERN?" Macri chided. "You are going to have a very big line of lawyers outside your door tomorrow."
"CERN? Oh come on! It’s so obvious! Think about it! The Illuminati disappear off the face of the earth in the 1950s at about the same time CERN is
"So you tell the world that CERN is the new home base of the Illuminati?"
"Obviously! Brotherhoods don’t just disappear. The Illuminati had to go
"Have you ever heard of slander, Glick? Liability?"
"Have you ever heard of real journalism!"
"Journalism? You were pulling bullshit out of thin air! I should have turned off the camera! And what the hell was that crap about CERN’s corporate logo? Satanic symbology? Have you lost your mind?"
Glick smiled. Macri’s jealousy was definitely showing. The CERN logo had been the most brilliant coup of all. Ever since the camerlegno’s address, all the networks were talking about CERN and antimatter. Some stations were showing the CERN corporate logo as a backdrop. The logo seemed standard enough—two intersecting circles representing two particle accelerators, and five tangential lines representing particle injection tubes. The whole world was staring at this logo, but it had been Glick, a bit of a symbologist himself, who had first seen the Illuminati symbology hidden in it.