Whelan remembered full well where Briefing Two was, but even so he remained seated while Diana sent for someone to escort him. He spent the interval running the scoring in his head, and was pretty sure Diana had been out in front for most of the conversation. But was equally confident he’d won the only point that counted: the one that finished the match.
There was a game you could play, if you were into childish shit. Roddy wasn’t—a surefire way to tell a busy dude from a lightweight: no time for pissing about—but he’d heard the others at it, and what you did was, you saw a yellow car, and you mentioned it. End of. It beggared belief, what entertained the hard of thought.
Went without saying, though, that if Roddy cared, he’d be world-beating—it never happened that he saw a car without noticing what colour it was. No wonder the others never asked him to play.
Anyway, the reason that came to mind was, he’d spent half the day staring at images of cars; video footage of the front of the Russian Embassy—Bayswater Road, as if he’d needed telling. There’d been a steady stream of arrivals: catering for the reception, plus taxis and limos delivering early guests, shuttled from airports with cases and suit carriers. He captured screenshots, and sent them to Louisa to run through face-recog. His own program was faster and better, but she didn’t know that, and it would give her an excuse to come and hang out with him.
“Black car,” he murmured, as another visitor arrived.
The footage was black and white, but with cabs you could just tell.
The new arrival didn’t pause to admire the place before going in, which maybe meant he knew it already. He had no luggage; just a small carrier bag from Harrods. And something about the way he got out of the cab suggested he was also familiar with the cameras trained on the entrance: the Service coverage—which Roddy was piggybacking; technically not a feature he had access to, but the word “technically” applied only to those for whom tech itself was a barrier—had its blind spots, and this guy was occupying them like a dancer working the limelight. The best screengrab Roddy could manage was a straight-on back-of-the-head. He popped it down to Louisa anyway, so nobody could say he wasn’t covering all the angles.
A thing about all this work, though; he still hadn’t made that call yet.
Another taxi went past. “Black car,” he said again. Man, this game was beyond average.
A draught snaked through a gap in the cardboard mosaic over the window, and he sat back in his chair. Sheesh—that thing with the window. Catherine Standish had not been pleased. But that was improv for you: you relied on the tools at hand. A broom wasn’t combat-quality—you needed your actual staff to pull off the trickier moves. So when you were caught up in the moment and just grabbed what was nearest, well, windows were going to get broken. What was he supposed to do about it? Until they installed a dojo on the premises he was basically making do, and didn’t see why he should take a bollocking simply for keeping himself battle-fit.
Speaking of which, a man needs to eat. He lunched off half a tube of barbecue-flavoured Pringles and a chunky KitKat, and was licking the wrapper when Louisa came in clutching a stack of printouts.
“Thanks for the extra work. Really, I’ve not enough to do without having a couple of dozen faces to run through a clapped-out recognition program. Can’t you do it yourself?”
“I’m doing the actual surveillance.”
“Oh, yeah, forgot. Men don’t multitask.” She glanced at her notes. “Okay, so. Eleven no matches of any kind. Seven around eighty per cent sure, all the possibles being middle-ranking business types with no security flags. Three tripped warning bells, they’re probably FSB. That foursome who turned up in a van? They’re a string quartet from Bath. The woman with the squint is a quite well-regarded poet, and you should let Lamb know that, because I suspect Lamb’s really interested in poetry. As for the mystery man, and he’s my favourite, the one you only got the back of the head of? I’ve got slightly more than twenty-three hundred possible matches.” She slapped the notes down on his desk. “See, the thing is, you need a recognisable characteristic or two before the program does its stuff. Just having a head does not count.”
“He was avoiding the cameras.”
“You think?”
“It’s pretty obv—”
“Don’t send any more. It’s boring, and the program keeps freezing.”
Lech wandered in. “This the Russian Embassy gig?”
“Yeah, wonderboy here had me putting names to faces.”
“I’d have told wonderboy to get stuffed.” He noted the Pringles tube and the crumpled chocolate wrapper. “Which he seems to have done anyway.”
