“Damn it to hell!” he exploded when the paper opened, spilling gunpowder over the table. Now he’d have to count out grains again.
It occurred to him to line up sixty grains behind every piece of paper. That served the purpose, too, of calming him down so he wouldn’t botch his next tie-off job.
Archie Ingram came through the door, sending the carefully cut paper sailing around the room.
“I could kill you, Archie.”
Archie hung his raincoat on the doorknob to drip. He surveyed the white papers, then knelt down, picking them up. “Get a grip.”
“Do you know how long I’ve been sitting here with these cursed things?”
“Half the day?”
“Two hours. It took one hour just to cut the paper.”
“Right weight. You’ve done your homework. After all, you could have cheated and bought ready-mades.”
“Not me. Plenty of others do.”
“Here, let me show you how to do this.” Archie sat down, took a flat knife, and scraped the sixty grains into the paper, rolling it so a tiny piece, the longest piece, stuck over the final edge. He tied off the end. “Where’d you get the dowel?”
“Made it.” Ridley referred to the wooden dowel, about half an inch with a head cut like a bullet head or minnie ball. Rolling the paper on this wooden dowel made the task more congenial but Ridley’s fingers, none too steady at any time of day, still couldn’t tie off the cartridge.
“And I suppose you’ll go as an officer?”
“Since I’m one of the few who can afford the gear, yes,” came Ridley’s testy reply.
“Don’t even think about giving an order. You give enough in real life.”
“What did officers do?” Ridley questioned, half laughing.
“Die by the truckload.”
“I’ve no intention of doing that. Anyway, the Union men fire over our heads and we fire over theirs. Aren’t the rules never to point a firearm directly at your opponent, and not to ram a real ball down your rifle?”
“Yes. But don’t give orders. You’re new to this and even though you’re a—”
“Colonel.”
“How perfect,” Archie slyly said. “You don’t give orders. You walk by the side of your men, on the front corner.”
“I’ll ride.”
“Ridley, you can’t ride a hair of a horse. Walk or be an artillery officer.”
“All I have to do is walk along. I think I can manage that.”
“Listen,
bonehead, Fair Haristeen’s worried about riding and he can
“But I’ve got yellow trim on my uniform and a golden sash for my sword,” Ridley protested.
“Light blue. Infantry. Don’t make an ass of yourself. Take this back to Mrs. Woo and have her sew on blue facings. Her shop is that little building behind RioRoadShopping Center. Just do what I tell you. I know what I’m talking about and I don’t want to see you make a fool of yourself.”
Ridley wanted to say, “You’re making a fool out of your own self. Why worry about me?”
Archie droned on. “We’re going to shut up H. Vane. The man thinks he can run the world. Pompous limey! He’s upset because we’re filling the rank with men who aren’t true reenactors. I said we had to do it. The public will be in attendance and we need this battle to warm up for the Wilderness reenactment.”
“Still bodies in that Wilderness.” Ridley shuddered.
“There’s so many bodies in the ground in Virginia, you can’t plow without hitting one, especially around Richmond.”
“Maybe that’s why our crops grow so well.”
Archie narrowed his greenish eyes. “You’re not taking this seriously.”
“Seriously enough to spend good money.”
“Hell, Ridley, if you aren’t throwing your money away on women…”
“You’ve got room to talk?” A thick auburn eyebrow jutted upward.
Crimson washed over Archie’s face. He blushed easily. “A gentleman doesn’t discuss those matters.”
“Who said we were gentlemen?” Ridley laughed.
“We were raised gentlemen even if we can’t always be gentlemen.” A guilty conscience haunted the county commissioner.
“Archie, one of these days you’re going to get caught, and if your wife doesn’t kill you somebody else will.” A half-smile gave Ridley a rakish air. “You’re a Casanova in disguise.”
“What’s the disguise?” Archie liked the description more than he cared to admit.
“Pug ugly.” Ridley laughed.
Archie breathed in, thought a second, then laughed himself. He rolled another cartridge. “Charles Bronson wasn’t classically handsome.”
“Charles Bronson’s ass would make your Sunday face,” Ridley teased, for Arch was good-looking.
“Ridley, you really know how to hurt a guy.” Archie’s gloom lifted a bit.
Ridley could make anyone laugh. His infectious spirit, too often fueled by booze, made him a boon companion. Women adored him. The compliment was returned.
Ridley got up, returning with a three-banded Enfield rifle. Four hundred and eighty dollars. Was I robbed?“
“No, that’s the going price.”
He polished the brass on the musket.
“If you’re behind a line of infantry, you hold your rifle so that the first and second bands of your weapon are over the ear of one of your men.” He pointed to the part of the barrel. “That way no one will get a singed ear.”
