‘Trust me, I
‘Christ.’
‘Yeah, and even
She rinsed a teaspoon under the tap, peering at Logan out the corner of her eye. ‘So…what happened to your face?’
Logan reached up and touched his right cheek. The skin was all swollen and tender. ‘Cut myself shaving.’
‘Right…’
The sound of flushing came from upstairs.
Marge/Margaret looked up and smiled. ‘Harry’s arse must be in tatters by now.’
She was fishing the teabags out of the mugs when a balding, middle-aged man groaned in through the door, clutching both sides of his little pot belly. Face all pale and sweaty. ‘I think I might have died…’
‘You want tea?’ She pointed at the greasy paper bags, sitting on the work surface. ‘The nice policemen brought doughnuts.’
He grimaced. ‘Mandy, please, just dig a hole in the back garden and bury me.’
‘Told you that chow mein looked dodgy.’
‘Bloody thing wasn’t even past its sell-by date.’ He forced a smile, then held his hand out to Logan. ‘Hi, I’m Harry—’ Something deep inside him gurgled, and he grimaced. ‘Oh God, not again…’
And then he was off, scurrying back up the stairs, moaning and swearing.
Logan leant back against the cooker. ‘If you’re worried about Knox, maybe—’
‘It’s not like I’m scared of him, or anything. I mean, come on.’ She pointed at her breasts again. ‘These are “get out of jail free” cards, far as he’s concerned. He’s just…not right, you know?’
‘Yeah, but he’s going to—bugger.’ Logan dragged out his warbling phone. ‘McRae?’
DI Steel’s voice came through from the other end.
‘Did it first thing. Should be here round about eleven.’
Logan put his hand over the mouthpiece, mimed smoking a cigarette, and pointed towards the back door. Mandy nodded and offered him a doughnut.
The handle turned, but the door wouldn’t budge. Logan balanced his tea on the windowsill and gave the wood a bump with his shoulder. It bounced, but didn’t open.
‘No. You told me to look into his mate, Billy Adams.’
Another shove and the door creaked in its frame. One more and it popped open. The back garden was a riot of dead thistles and knee-high yellowy grass, the broken brown spears of docken flowers jabbing up into the grey morning. A holly bush sprawled out from the back corner, beside a bloated and crumbling shed.
Logan stepped out onto a patio made up of cracked concrete slabs, wet grass poking up through the joins. ‘There’s no way Danby came all the way up here just to hold Knox’s hand: he’s a
He balanced the doughnut on top of his tea and lit a cigarette, the smoke spiralling away into the cold air.
‘I am
Logan closed his eyes and massaged his pounding forehead. ‘Sodding hell –
Bloody typical.