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I asked them what they hoped to find, their best hope? The American said what he wanted was a chamber of filthy hieroglyphs. The German said he also hoped to find a chamber, but one containing that dream of every Egyptologist: an unrobbed coffin. The students said the same. The Englishman, regaining some of his puff, said that what he hoped to find was an end to all this bloody tommyrot and twaddle, once and for all.

“Likely all we’ll grub out of that sanctified hill of beans will be a couple of carved geegaws worth about three and six on the geegaw market. But at least that’ll be an end to it.”

“So why risk it?” I had to ask. “A device worth a million pounds sterling? What justifies such an investment?”

“Careful.” The German laid his kindly smile on me like the tip of a whip. “This is not the kind of question to ask in the field.”

“True enough,” the American agreed. “That’s the kind of question that’ll be asked a-plenty back at the home office. For what it’s costing to send me over here Stanford could build a pyramid.”

“Exactly! What’s the home office’s best hope? Why do—” I didn’t finish. The German’s linen jacket had slid from his lap, disclosing the explanation for the table’s mysterious vibes: he was holding not only the American’s beefy paw in one of his long-nailed hands, he was also holding the hand of the Egyptian student seated next to him in the other. All eyes averted diplomatically from the little hand show, to drinks, peanuts, etc. The Englishman chose to turn his attention to me and my question.

“You mean what’s it worth, don’t you, duck? What’s in the pot? Right-o, then; let’s put our pyramid stakes on the table.” He swept a space clear of shells.

“First, let me list some of the Known Negotiable Assets: It’s a multidimensional bureau of standards, omnilingual and universal, constructed to both incorporate and communicate such absolutes as the bloody inch (a convenient ten million of which equals our polar axis) plus our bloody damned circumference, our weight, the bloody length not only of our solar year and our sidereal year but also our catch-up or leap year . .. not to mention the bloody distance of our swing around our sun, or the error in our spin that produces the wobble at our polar point that gives us the 26,920-year Procession of the bloody Equinoxes. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, you see.

“Digging deeper in our stone safe we find deposited such blue-chip securities as the rudiments of plane geometry, solid geometry, the beginnings of trigonometry, and—probably more valuable than all these mundane directions and distances and weights put together—the three mightiest mathematical tricks of them all: first being of course pi, that constant though apparently inconclusive key to the circle. Second, phi, the Golden Rectangle transmission box of our aesthetics enabling us to shift harmoniously and endlessly without stripping gears so long as 2 is to 3 as 3 is to 5 as 5 is to 8 as 8 is to 13. Get it? And, third, the Pythagorean theorem, which is really just an astute amalgam of the first two shortcuts and about as attributable to Pythagoras as soul is to Eric Clapton.”

“Bravo,” the German applauded, but the Englishman’s blood was up and he was not to be distracted.

“In Accounts Probable, the dividends look equally inviting. Based on the admission that so far we have been able to comprehend and appreciate the pyramid’s info in terms of and thus only up to our own, then how much must be contained in this bloody five-sided box that we cannot yet see? Wouldn’t a folk who knew enough about the sun to utilize its rays and reflections—even its periodic sunspots and their effects—be likely to have a suggestion or so for us about solar power? Hut! Call the Minister of Energy! And mightn’t an astronomy so accurate as to aim a stone tunnel in pure parallel with our axis at a starless space in space, or point a radius from the center of the earth through the summit of this stone pointer at the star in Pleiades—that is indicated by drawings gleaned from centuries as the center star about which the other six of the constellation are orbiting and perhaps our sun as well!—have some helpful hints for NASA? Call them, I say—hut hut—the Home Office, the UN, the Pentagon. What’s a few billion in research to the Pentagon if they can get their hands on a ray so precise as to cut granite to watchwork accuracy yet so powerful as to sink a whole bloody continent from the face of the waters to the mud and mire of mythology?”

“It’s as viable as research on the fusion bomb,” the American encouraged.

“But let us speak frankly, mates. The aforementioned is all just collateral, just bloody pignoration compiled to get us bonded by the bureaucrats. The real treasure, as all Pyramidiots passionately know in their secretmost chamber of hearts, whether they mention it in their prospectus or not, lies in Accounts Receivable.”