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— No been, been typing found the typewriter been typing…
— Typing what. Man I mean you’re like waiting this hundred years for this big chance so everybody should drop dead when you come in and find this dirty folder and these Tootsie Roll notes and then I mean I come back and you’re like sitting here stoned watching this wad of gum out the…
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— Can’t find them man they’re like right behind you and I mean typing what. I mean the typewriter there’s no paper in it man, look… her leg fell wide leaning forward to turn the roller, — sit down I mean look there’s no fucking paper in it man there’s nothing look out! you’re tipping that whole thing over…
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— Man be careful you’re tearing…
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