MIKLE: Nope! Her car is gone. She’s left…
MIKLE: She left early… I’ll take you to the hospital.
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MIKLE: Which entrance is yours?
ANNA: There on the left!…I’m embarrassed! I’m sorry Mikle!
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MIKLE: Thanks for keeping me awake (
ANNA (
MIKLE I (
THE END
MIKE – a man of 65 years old
BOB – a friend of Mike, 70 years old.
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BOB: Mike, what’s up? What’s happened?
MIKE: I’ve have a problem.
BOB: Well, I’m all ears…
MIKE: What’re you drinking? Pour it out for me, please.
BOB: It’s whisky. With water or neat?
MIKE: Neat.
BOB: To our friendship. (
MIKE: My wife refuses to sleep with me.
BOB: Big deal! It’s not a problem at our age. Sleep alone.
MIKE: This is not the point. She refuses to have sex with me.
BOB: She is your lawful wife. She has no right. Insist.
MIKE: But, if she doesn’t want… I can’t rape her.
BOB: How does she explain her refusal?
MIKE: She liked it once, but not now. What l do?
BOB: Well.. May be you’ve hurt her?
MIKE: There was nothing of this kind. We didn’t argue.
BOB: You could’ve said something insulting.
MIKE: I said nothing.
BOB: Nothing while having sex?
MIKE: I usually do this in silence.
BOB: And what about her?
MIKE: She usually says something, but I don’t listen.
BOB: You’ve to listen and say something in return.
MIKE: What do I have to say?
BOB: For instance: how you do like it, how you love her, what beautiful boobs she has.
MIKE: Who’s taught you?
BOB: My own experience.
MIKE: As far as I know, you got divorced from your wife five years ago.
BOB: But my chicks… You don’t take them into consideration… Well, did you try anything to do?
MIKE: What should I do?
BOB: To persuade, to talk her into it…
MIKE: I’ve already tried.
BOB: What was her reaction?
MIKE: No result.
BOB: You see women… They need emotions.
MIKE: What kind of emotions?
BOB: Jealousy. All kind of feelings… Well, you know what I’d do in your place? I’d say her: «OK…you refuse having sex with me, so don’t mind if I find another woman to have sex with».
MIKE: Do you mean to look for a woman in the street? I’m over that age for this.
BOB: Why in the street? Your neighbor in the apartment opposite yours will perfectly do… Did you see her figure? Boobs, hips, and the rest…
MIKE: She is not my kind. She’s prostitute
BOB: Why?
MIKE: All kind of men from the street visit her.
BOB: It’s wonderful
MIKE: It’s dangerous.
BOB: Let me see… (
MIKE: Once I gave her flowers… She threw them in my face and said that she knew what that besom was for.
BOB: You have to be more creative.
MIKE: How?
BOB: Remember your first encounter… The way you strove to win her…
MIKE: Everything happened without any efforts…
BOB: How did you meet?
MIKE: So well… I enter the cafe near my house. Take a seat… Notice a young girl in the corner. She looked very sad. I feel my first feeling for her – pity. Decided to get acquainted with her. Come up to her and ask: «Hi, where’d you get so tanned?» She isn’t tanned at all. She looks up at me: «Are you kidding?» I say: «Yes, I’m. kidding» I say. We got into conversation. I invited her to my place. Then we got marred.
BOB: When did you spent your honeymoon?
MIKE: We were young and decided to spend a week in the tent on the band of the lake…
BOB: I have another honey moon, not in the rent.
MIKE: Bob, do you have vodka?
BOB: Yes.
MIKE: Let’s have one. It’s clean my throat. (
BOB: It was in Caribbean or somewhere else I’d hire a room in the hotel with a view of the sea and invited her to the restaurant in the evening. Imagine candles, red vine and the waves of the ocean behind the windows…
MIKE: But I have no money for this kind of vacation.
BOB: Borrow from somebody.
MIKE: How’d I give it back? I’m on a pension.
