Love, Death and Robots. Volumes 2 & 3 полностью

This book is a collection of stories from writers all over the world.

For authenticity and voice, we have kept the style of English native to each author’s location, so some stories will be in UK English, and others in US English.

We have, however, changed dashes and dialogue marks to our standard format for ease of understanding.

This book is a work of fiction.

All people, places, events, demons, vat-grown warrior beasts, various other creatures, and situations are the product of the authors’ imaginations.

Any resemblance to persons, living, dead, or in between, is purely coincidental.

SNAFU: An Anthology of Military Horror

– eds Geoff Brown & Amanda J Spedding

SNAFU: Wolves at the Door

– eds Geoff Brown & Amanda J Spedding

SNAFU: Survival of the Fittest

– eds Geoff Brown & Amanda J Spedding

SNAFU: Hunters

– eds Amanda J Spedding & Geoff Brown

SNAFU: Future Warfare

– eds Amanda J Spedding & Geoff Brown

SNAFU: Unnatural Selection

– eds Amanda J Spedding & Geoff Brown

SNAFU: Black Ops

– eds Amanda J Spedding, Matthew Summers & Geoff Brown

SNAFU: Resurrection

– eds Amanda J Spedding & Matthew Summers

SNAFU: Last Stand

– eds Amanda J Spedding & Matthew Summers

SNAFU: Medivac

– eds Amanda J Spedding, Geoff Brown & Matthew Summers

SNAFU: Holy War

– eds Amanda J Spedding & Geoff Brown

Love, Death and Robots Volume 1

– eds Amanda J Spedding & Geoff Brown

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The automated system has detected that you are using high levels of profanity right now. While the automated system is in fact automated and doesn’t care what you yell at it, your bad attitude is being noted for if and when you are put in contact with a human representative. When you have calmed your sassy boots down a bit, press one.

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