Tomorrow — actually, it was almost today — we would have to hit the trade points again. I wanted to get another club and a few spikes for it, do some price shopping on foot protection, take a look at the energy drinks and isotonics on offer, and...
“Hey, they’re bringing out meat,” Yorka whispered. “And it looks like they’re bringing it to us! To us! Blow up and die!”
Bask said nothing, but his flaring nostrils and twitching throat spoke for themselves.
They really were bringing it to us. Three plates heaped high with solid helpings of grilled meat, medium-rare, hit the table with a clatter. The incredible smell made me drool so much that I was sure I would either drown myself or swamp the whole table.
I grabbed my fork and gave my team an order:
“Dig in! What are you waiting for?”
And then I took my first bite of meat. I ate fiercely, shaking my head, tearing off a massive piece and chewing it with fervor, feeling the thick meat juices enveloping my tongue... Yorka, eyes closed in pleasure, let out a long groan, and Bask sniffed his meat enthusiastically as he chewed. This was certainly a meal we had earned.
I looked up at the waitress, gesturing at the glasses on the table. She nodded and hurried over with a bottle and a jug. I caught the manager’s eye and mimed that I would pay later. He replied in the same fashion, seeming to reassure me — ‘Don’t worry, goblin, we respect you, and our establishment extends you our trust.’
“Who knew!” Yorka burst out, looking me up and down. “Who knew things would turn out like this! Who did I wake up that day, Elb? Who are you?”
“I’m a goblin,” I chuckled, grabbing my second cup. “Just an ordinary goblin. Let’s drink. To us!”
“To us!”
“Blow up and die! To us!”
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