Suddenly the heavy fat fist of the thunder-god Thor came down with a bang on the table.
His yacht shall serve as a means of recreation for deserving party members. His palace shall
become a public museum. I understand that it contains a well-chosen collection of old masters."
"I appreciate the compliment, Exzellenz. Or do you know that I had the pleasure of selecting
them?"
heavy layers of fat.
"The museum should be named for the one who institutes it, Exzellenz. Johannes has often
told me that he planned to leave it to the public. But now you are doing it."
"I intend to go about these matters with all proper formality," said Goring, still with the
twinkle. "Our Führer is a stickler for legality. The papers will be prepared by our Staatsanwalt,
and the
another his palace, and for yet other marks his shares in our leading industrial enterprises and
banks. In payment for my services in the above matters, he will give me checks for the amount of
his bank deposits—and be sure that I shall cash them before he gets away."
"You intend to leave him nothing, Exzellenz?"
"Each business transaction shall be for the sum of one mark, and those marks will be his
inalienable personal property. For the rest-naked came he into Germany, and naked will he go
out."
"Pardon me if I correct you, sir. I happen to know that Johannes was a rich man when he
came into Germany. He and my father had been business associates for several years, so I know
pretty well what he had."
"He made his money trading with the German government, I am informed."
"In part, yes. He sold things which the government was glad to have in wartime; magnetos
which you doubtless used in the planes in which you performed such astounding feats of
gallantry."
"You are a shrewd young man, Mr. Budd, and after this deal is over, you and I may be
good friends and perhaps do a profitable business. But for the moment you are the devil's
advocate, predestined to lose your case. I could never understand why our magnetos so often
failed at the critical moment, but now I know that they were sold to us by filthy Jewish swine
who probably sabotaged them so that we would have to buy more." The great man said this
with a broad grin; he was a large and powerful cat playing with a lively but entirely helpless
mouse. On the rug in front of his chair lay a half-grown lion-cub, which yawned and then
licked his chops as he watched his master preparing for a kill. Lanny thought: "I am back
among the Assyrians!"
VI
The visitor had the feeling that he ought to put up some sort of fight for his friend's fortune,
but he couldn't figure out how to set about it. He had never met a man like this in all his life, and
he was completely intimidated—not for himself, but for Johannes. Your money or your life!
"Exzellenz," he ventured, "aren't you being a trifle harsh on one unfortunate individual? There
are many non-Jewish
escape your displeasure."
"The
commandment—he has been caught.
have use for his money."
Lanny was thinking: "It isn't as bad as it might be, because so much of Johannes's money is
abroad." He decided not to risk a fight, but said: "I will transmit your message."
The head of the Prussian government continued: "I observe that you avoid mentioning the
money which this
the history of Europe you know that every now and then some monarch in need of funds
would send one of the richest of his Hebrews to a dungeon and have him tortured until he
revealed the hiding-places of his gold and jewels."
"I have read history, Exzellenz."
"Fortunately nothing of the sort will be needed here. We have all this scoundrel's bank
statements, deposit slips, and what not. We have photostat copies of documents he thought
were safe from all eyes. We will present checks for him to sign, so that those funds may be
turned over to me; when my agents have collected the last dollar and pound and franc, then
your Jew relative will have become to me a piece of rotten pork of which I dislike the smell. I
will be glad to have you cart him away."
"And his family, Exzellenz?"
"They, too, will stink in our nostrils. We will take them to the border and give each of them a
kick in the tail, to make certain they get across with no delay."
Lanny wanted to say: "That will be agreeable to them"; but he was afraid it might sound like
irony, so he just kept smiling. The great man did the same, for he enjoyed the exercise of