'I avoid him as much as possible.'
'Very shrewd. I shall do the same. We now come to Madeline Bassett. She's here, too. Why?'
'Oh, Madeline came along for the ride. She wanted to be near Spode. An extraordinary thing to want, I agree. Morbid, you might call it. Florence Craye, of course, has come to help Ginger's campaign.'
I started visibly. In fact, I jumped about six inches, as if a skewer or knitting-needle had come through the seat of my chair.
'You don't mean Florence is here as well? '
'With bells on. You seem perturbed.'
'I'm all of a twitter. It never occurred to me that when I came here I would be getting into a sort of population explosion.'
'Who ever told you about population explosions?'
'Jeeves. They are rather a favourite subject of his. He says if something isn't done pretty soon-'
'I'll bet he said, If steps are not taken shortly through the proper channels.'
'He did, as a matter of fact. He said, If steps aren't taken shortly through the proper channels, half the world will soon be standing on the other half's shoulders.'
'All right if you're one of the top layer.'
'Yes, there's that, of course.'
'Though even then it would be uncomfortable. Tricky sort of balancing act.'
'True.'
'And difficult to go for a stroll if you wanted to stretch the legs. And one wouldn't get much hunting.'
'Not much.'
We mused for awhile on what lay before us, and I remember thinking that present conditions, even with Spode and Madeline and Florence on the premises, suited one better. From this to thinking of Uncle Tom was but a step. It seemed to me that the poor old buster must be on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Even a single guest is sometimes too much for him.
'How,' I asked, 'is Uncle Tom bearing up under this invasion of his cabin?'
She stared incredibly or rather incredulously.
'Did you expect to find him here playing his banjo? My poor halfwitted child, he was off to the south of France the moment he learned that danger threatened. I had a picture postcard from him yesterday. He's having a wonderful time and wishes I was there.'
'And don't you mind all these blighters overrunning the place?'
'I would prefer it if they went elsewhere, but I treat them with saintly forbearance because I feel it's all helping Ginger.'
'How do things look in that direction?'
'An even bet, I would say. The slightest thing might turn the scale. He and his opponent are having a debate in a day or two, and a good deal, you might say everything, depends on that.
' 'Who's the opponent?'
'Local talent. A barrister.'
'Jeeves says Market Snodsbury is very straittaced, and if the electors found out about Ginger's past they would heave him out without even handing him his hat.'
'Has he a past?'
'I wouldn't call it that. Pure routine, I'd describe it as. In the days before he fell under Florence's spell he was rather apt to get slung out of restaurants for throwing eggs at the electric fan, and he seldom escaped unjugged on Boat Race night for pinching policemen's helmets. Would that lose him votes?'
'Lose him votes? If it was brought to Market Snodsbury's attention, I doubt if he would get a single one. That sort of thing might be overlooked in the cities of the plain, but not in Market Snodsbury. So for heaven's sake don't go babbling about it to everyone you meet.'
'My dear old ancestor, am I likely to? '
'Very likely, I should say. You know how fat your head is.'
I would have what-d'you-call-it-ed this slur, and with vehemence, but the adjective she had used reminded me that we had been talking all this time and I hadn't enquired about the camera chap.
'By the way,' I said, 'Who would a fat fellow be?'
'Someone fond of starchy foods who had omitted to watch his calories, I imagine. What on earth, if anything, are you talking about?'
I saw that my question had been too abrupt. I hastened to clarify it.
'Strolling in the grounds and messuages just now I encountered an obese bird in a Panama hat with a pink ribbon, and I was wondering who he was and how he came to be staying here. He didn't look the sort of bloke for whom you would be putting out mats with "Welcome" on them. He gave me the impression of being a thug of the first order.'
My words seemed to have touched a chord. Rising nimbly, she went to the door and opened it, then to the french window and looked out, plainly in order to ascertain that nobody -- except me, of course -- was listening. Spies in spy stories do the same kind of thing when about to make communications which are for your ears only.
'I suppose I'd better tell you about him,' she said.
I intimated that I would be an attentive audience.
'That's L. P. Runkle, and I want you to exercise your charm on him, such as it is. He has to be conciliated and sucked up to.'
'Why, is he someone special?'
'You bet he's someone special. He's a big financier, Runkle's Enterprises. Loaded with money.'
It seemed to me that these words could have but one significance.
'You're hoping to touch him? '
