- Ed McBain
- 18+

Detective Steve Carella wasn’t sure he had heard the man correctly. This was not what a bereaved husband was supposed to say when his wife lay disemboweled on the bedroom floor in a pool of her own blood. The man was still wearing overcoat and homburg, muffler and gloves. He stood near the telephone on the night table, a tall man with a narrow face, the vertical plane of which was dramatically broken by a well-groomed gray mustache that matched the graying hair at his temples. His eyes were clear and blue and distinctly free of pain or grief. As if to make certain Carella had understood him, he repeated a fragment of his earlier statement, giving it even more emphasis this time around.
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“Sir,” Carella said, “I’m sure I don’t have to tell you . . .”
“That’s right,” the man said, “you don’t have to tell me. It happens I’m a criminal lawyer. I am well aware of my rights, and fully cognizant of the fact that anything I tell you of my own free will may later be used against me. I repeat that my wife was a no-good bitch, and I’m delighted someone killed her.”
Carella nodded, opened his pad, glanced at it, and said, “Are you the man who notified the police?”
“I am.”
“Then your name is Gerald Fletcher.”
“That’s correct.”
“Your wife’s name, Mr. Fletcher?”
“Sarah. Sarah Fletcher.”
“Want to tell me what happened?”
“I got home about fifteen minutes ago. I called to my wife from the front door, and got no answer. I came here into the bedroom and found her dead on the floor. I immediately called the police.”
“Was the room in this condition when you came in?”
“It was.”
“Touch anything?”
“Nothing. I haven’t moved from this spot since I placed the call.”
“Anybody in here when you came in?”
“Not a soul. Except my wife, of course.”
“And you say you got home about fifteen minutes ago?”
“More or less. You can check it with the elevator operator who took me up.”
Carella looked at his watch. “That would have been ten-thirty or thereabouts.”
“Yes.”
“And you called the police at . . .” Carella consulted the open notebook. “Ten thirty-four. Is that right?”
“I didn’t look at my watch, but I expect that’s close enough.”
“Well, the call was logged at . . .”
“Ten thirty-four is close enough.”
“Is that your suitcase in the entrance hallway?”
“It is.”
“Just returning home from a trip?”
“I was on the Coast for three days.”
“Where?”
“Los Angeles.”
“Doing what?”
“An associate of mine needed advice on a brief he’s preparing.”
“What time did your plane get in?”
“Nine forty-five. I claimed my bag, caught a taxi, and came directly home.”
“And got here about ten-thirty, right?”
“That’s right. For the third time.”
“Sir?”
“You’ve already ascertained the fact three times. If there remains any doubt in your mind, let me reiterate that I got here at ten-thirty, found my wife dead, and called the police at ten thirty-four.”
“Yes, sir, I’ve got that.”
“What’s your name?” Fletcher asked suddenly.
“Carella. Detective Steve Carella.”
“I’ll remember that.”
“Please do.”
While Fletcher was remembering Carella’s name; and while the police photographer was doing his macabre little jig around the body, flashbulbs popping, death being recorded on Polaroid film for instant verification, pull, wait fifteen seconds, beep, rip, examine the picture to make sure the lady looks good in the rushes, or as good as any lady