If both chimps
A brief reality check for science journalists:
• Researchers have long known and reported that bonobos regularly hunt and eat meat, generally small
jungle antelopes known as duikers—as well as squirrels, insects, and grubs.
• The evolutionary line leading to humans, chimps, and bonobos split from that leading to monkeys about thirty million years ago. Chimps and bonobos, in other words, are as closely related to monkeys as we are.
• Young monkeys are not “children.”
• Monkey meat is on the menu at fancy Chinese restaurants and jungle barbecues in many parts of the world.
• Tens of thousands of monkeys, young and old, are sacrificed in research laboratories throughout the world annually.
So, are humans also “at war” with monkeys?
Nothing sells newspapers like headlines of “WAR!,” and no doubt “CANNIBALISTIC HIPPIE ORGY WAR!” sells even more, but one species hunting and eating another species is hardly “war”; it’s lunch. That bonobos and monkeys may look similar to untrained eyes is irrelevant. When a pack of wolves or coyotes attacks a stray dog, is that “war”? We’ve seen hawks pluck pigeons out of the sky. War?
Asking whether our species is
CHAPTER FOURTEEN The Longevity Lie (Short?)
PSALMS 90:10
Strange but true: The average height expectancy of prehistoric humans was about three feet, so a four-foot tall man was considered a giant.
Does that fact alter your image of prehistory? Are you picturing a diminutive race of bonsai people living in mini-caves, chasing rabbits into holes, cowering in fear of foxes, being carried off by hawks? Does this cause you to rethink what a challenge a mammoth hunt must have been for our half-pint ancestors? Does it make you feel even luckier to be living today, when our superior diet and sanitation have doubled the average person’s height expectancy?
Well, don’t get carried away. While it is
Take the average height of a full-grown man living in prehistoric times (using skeletal remains as a guide): about six feet tall (72 inches). Then take the average size of a prehistoric infant’s skeleton (let’s say about 20 inches). Then extrapolate from the ratio of infant-to-adult skeletons at known archaeological burial sites and presume that in general, for every three people who lived to adulthood, seven died as infants. Thus, owing to the high rate of infant mortality, average human height in prehistory was (3 x 72) + (7 x 20) ^ 10 = 35.6 inches. Roughly three feet.1
Absurd? Yes. Misleading? Yup. Statistically accurate? Well, kinda.