Daniella is as sweet as can be. A good Jewish girl from Queens. Always patient with her little Weinstocks, never a harsh word, she is always ready to help out or lend a listening ear. And if she’s not exactly anybody’s idea of an intellectual, then so what? She has a talent for calming stormy waters. And she has wonderful hands. Competent and unhurried in her movements. Rachel is calmed just watching her fold laundry. She is currently pregnant with their fourth Weinstock child, and there is something so captivatingly, even biblically voluptuous about Daniela that Rachel often has to remind herself not to stare. Eyes like dark wine. The sensual nose. Her belly is round and low, and in her eighth month, her breasts are swollen tight. Just the sight of her makes Rachel feel underfed, flat, and empty. “I know you two don’t exactly keep kosher,” Daniela says with a soft smile.
“Hey, no problem at all,” Aaron replies. “How can you not love stuffed cow spleen, really?”
Daniela maintains her smile. “Well, if you’re tired of spleen, I think I can recommend the schmaltz herring.” And now everybody else is smiling too at the joke. But Rachel can see that underneath, Aaron is not really smiling at all. He is preparing to join battle in his never-ending duel with Ezra. Who did more in the war? Who is the better Jew? Who is living the better life?
“You know, I love Gluckstern’s,” Aaron declares and then sings a verse of the radio jingle while glaring at the menu.
“And which was Uncle Al?” Rachel must ask. “I get them confused.”
“Uncle Al. Chief garment cutter for D. L. Horowitz, twenty-six years,” Aaron says. “Never married, but once a month, he’d bring us kids here for a meal.”
Daniela sounds pleasantly surprised. “
Aaron shrugs. “Well, nothing much got past him, if that’s what you mean.”
Another joke. But Ezra snorts disdainfully.
And here it comes. “You got a problem there, cuz?” Aaron wonders aloud.
Ezra Weinstock. The goodnik, or maybe a
“Problem? No.” Ezra shrugs back. “Who could have a problem with Uncle Al? Everybody’s pal, Uncle Al.”
Daniela offers a quiet correction by speaking her husband’s name. “Ezra.”
Aaron frowns at the menu. “Nothing wrong with the man as far as the Perlman household was ever concerned. He always did good by us.”
“That’s ’cause he knew your pop was an easy tap,” Ezra tells him.
And now the anger shows. “Hey,
Rachel spits out a not-so-quiet correction. “
Their waiter returns. “You folks ready to order?” he wonders pleasantly.
Aaron jumps in, obviously making an ugly joke. “Uh, yes, how does the chef prepare the jellied calf’s feet?”
Rachel says, “He’ll have the Romanian cutlet with a fruit cup.”
Aaron says, “And she’ll have the lungen and milz stew with the chopped herring.”
Rachel goes about collecting everyone’s menus. “Don’t listen to him,” she tells the waiter, handing over the menu stack. “I’ll have the kasha varnishkes, please. Thank you.”
“And you, Mrs. Weinstock?” asks the waiter.
“The usual for us, Mr. Katz.”
“Wonderful. And how are we doing on the Almonetta?”
“I think we’re fine, Oskar,” Ezra decides, but Aaron is past accepting anything his cousin has to say about anything.
“Hey, hey, speak for yourself, Sarge,” he says as he empties the bottle into his glass. “Some of us have a taste for fine wine. Let’s uncork another bottle of ‘Man-oh-Man-ischewitz.’”
The waiter gives him a suspect glance, but what’s he supposed to do? Argue?
“Sure. If that’s what you want, I’ll have the steward bring it out,” he says and leaves silence in his wake.
Leaning over to her husband, Rachel asks, “What are you doing?”