‘Will you stop that!’ I snapped, looking up to see if Karla and her friends were watching him.
‘Okay Mr. Lindsay,’ he sighed, slowing his rhythmic thrusts until they stopped altogether. ‘But, I can still make a good offer of your friendship to the Miss Karla, if you like?’
‘No! I mean-no, thank you. I don’t want to proposition her. I… Oh God, what’s the use. Just tell me… the man who’s talking now-what language is he speaking?’
‘He is speaking Hindi language, Mr. Lindsay. You wait one minute, I will tell you what is it he is saying.’
He moved to the far side of the stall and joined her group quite unself-consciously, leaning in to listen. No-one paid any attention to him. He nodded, laughed with the others, and returned after a few minutes.
‘He is telling it one very funny story, about an inspector of Bombay Police, a very great powerful fellow in this area. That inspector did lock up a very clever fellow in his jail, but the clever fellow, he did convince the inspector to let him out again, because he told the inspector he had some gold and jewels. Not only that, but when he was free, the clever fellow sold the inspector some of the gold and some jewels. But they were not really gold and not really jewels. They were the imitations, and very cheaply not the really things. And the worst mischief, the clever fellow lived in the inspector’s house for one week before he sold the not-really jewels. And there is a big rumour that the clever fellow had sexy business with that inspector’s wife. Now the inspector is crazy, and so much angry, that everybody is running when they see him.’
‘How do you know her? Does she live here?’
‘Know who, Mr. Lindsay-that inspector’s wife?’
‘No, of course not! I mean the girl-Karla.’
‘You know,’ he mused, frowning hard for the first time, ‘there are a lots of girls in this Bombay. We are only five minutes from your hotel. In this five minutes, we have seen it hundreds of girls. In five minutes more, there is more hundreds of girls. Every five minutes, more hundreds of girls. And after a little of walking, we will see hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds -’
‘Oh, hundreds of girls, great!’ I interrupted sarcastically, my voice much louder than I’d intended it to be. I glanced around. Several people were staring at me with undisguised contempt. I continued, in a hushed tone. ‘I don’t want to know about hundreds of girls, Prabaker. I’m just… curious… about… about
‘Okay Mr. Lindsay, I will be telling you everything. Karla-she is a famous businessman in Bombay. Very long she is here. I think five years maybe. She has one small house, not far. Everybody knows the Karla.’
‘Where is she from?’
‘I think, German, or something like that.’
‘But she sounded American.’
‘Yes, is
‘Yeah, just a minute.’
The group of young friends called out their goodbyes to others near the paan stand, and walked off into the mill and swirl of the crowd. Karla joined them, walking away with her head held high in that curiously straight-backed, almost defiant posture. I watched her until she was swallowed by the people-tide of the crowds, but she never looked back.
‘Do you know a place called Leopold’s?’ I asked Prabaker as he joined me, and we started to walk once more.
‘Oh, yes! Wonderful and lovely place it is, Leopold’s Beer Bar. Full of the most wonderful, lovely peoples, the very, very fine and lovely people. All kind of foreigners you can find there, all making good business. Sexy business, and drugs business, and money business, and black-market business, and naughty pictures, and smuggler business, and passport business, and -’
‘Okay, Prabaker, I get it.’
‘You want to go there?’
‘No. Maybe later.’ I stopped walking, and Prabaker stopped beside me. ‘Listen, what do your friends call you? I mean, what’s your name for short, instead of Prabaker?’
‘Oh, yes, short name I am having also. My short name is Prabu.’
‘Prabu… Hike it.’
‘It’s meaning
‘Is good name, yes.’
‘And your good name, Mr. Lindsay, it is really not so good, if you don’t mind I’m telling your face. I don’t like it this long and kind of a squeaky name, for Indian people speaking.’
‘Oh, you don’t?’
‘Sorry to say it, no. I don’t. Not at all. Not a bit. Not even a teensy or a weensy -’
‘Well,’ I smiled, ‘I’m afraid there’s not a lot I can do about it.’
‘I’m thinking that a short name-