For Ellen Datlow and Steve Jones
But where there’s a monster there’s a miracle.
— OGDEN NASH,
ContentsSMOKE AND MIRRORS
HARPERCOLLINS E-BOOK SPECIAL FEATURE:
Three stories not available in the print edition of this book
EPIGRAPH
But where there’s a monster there’s a miracle.
READING THE ENTRAILS: A RONDEL
They’ll call it chance, or luck, or call it Fate…
AN INTRODUCTION
They do it with mirrors. It’s a cliché, of course, but it’s also…
CHIVALRY
Mrs. Whitaker found the Holy Grail; it was under a fur coat.
NICHOLAS WAS…
older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter.
THE PRICE
Tramps and vagabonds have marks they make on gate posts…
TROLL BRIDGE
They pulled up most of the railway tracks in the early sixties…
DON’T ASK JACK
Nobody knew where the toy had come from…
THE GOLDFISH POOL AND OTHER STORIES
It was raining when I arrived in L.A….
THE WHITE ROAD
“…I wish that you would visit me one day…”
QUEEN OF KNIVES
When I was a boy, from time to time…
CHANGES
Later, they would point to his sister’s death, the cancer…
THE DAUGHTER OF OWLS
I had this story from my friend Edmund Wyld Esq….
SHOGGOTH’S OLD PECULIAR
Benjamin Lassiter was coming to the unavoidable conclusion…
VIRUS
There was a computer game, I was given it…
LOOKING FOR THE GIRL
I was nineteen in 1965, in my drainpipe trousers…
ONLY THE END OF THE WORLD AGAIN
It was a bad day: I woke up naked in the bed with a cramp…
BAY WOLF
Listen, Talbot. Somebody’s killing my people…
WE CAN GET THEM FOR YOU WHOLESALE
Peter Pinter had never heard of Aristippus of the Cyrenaics…
ONE LIFE, FURNISHED IN EARLY MOORCOCK
The Pale albino prince lofted on high his great black sword…
COLD COLORS
Woken at nine o’clock by the postman…
THE SWEEPER OF DREAMS
After all the dreaming is over, after you wake, and leave…
FOREIGN PARTS
Simon Powers didn’t like sex. Not really…
VAMPIRE SESTINA
I wait here at the boundaries of dream…
MOUSE
They had a number of devices that would kill the mouse fast…
THE SEA CHANGE
Now is a good time to write this down…
WHEN WE WENT TO SEE THE END OF THE WORLD
BY DAWNIE MORNINGSIDE, AGE 11 ¼
What I did on the founders day holiday was, my dad said…
DESERT WIND
There was an old man with skin baked black by the desert sun…
TASTINGS
He had a tattoo on his upper arm, of a small heart…
BABYCAKES
A few years back all the animals went away.
MURDER MYSTERIES
This is true.
SNOW, GLASS, APPLES
I do not know what manner of things she is. None of us do.
BONUS STORIES
FIFTEEN PAINTED CARDS FROM A VAMPIRE TAROT
“What do you want?”
EATEN
INT. WEBSTER’S OFFICE. DAY
APPLE
In the end, the Lord gave Mankind the world.
About the Author
Credits
About the Publisher
READING THE ENTRAILS:
A RONDEL
“I mean,” she said, “that one can’t help growing older.”
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— LEWIS CARROLL,
They’ll call it chance, or luck, or call it Fate—
The cards and stars that tumble as they will.
Tomorrow manifests and brings the bill
For every kiss and kill, the small and great.
You want to know the future, love? Then wait:
I’ll answer your impatient questions. Still—
They’ll call it chance, or luck, or call it Fate,
The cards and stars that tumble as they will.
I’ll come to you tonight, dear, when it’s late,
You will not see me; you may feel a chill.
I’ll wait until you sleep, then take my fill,
And that will be your future on a plate.
They’ll call it chance, or luck, or call it Fate.
AN INTRODUCTION
Writing is flying in dreams.
When you remember. When you can. When it works.
It’s that easy.
— AUTHOR’S NOTEBOOK, FEBRUARY 1992
They do it with mirrors. It’s a cliché, of course, but it’s also true. Magicians have been using mirrors, usually set at a forty-five-degree angle, ever since the Victorians began to manufacture reliable, clear mirrors in quantity, well over a hundred years ago. John Nevil Maskelyne began it, in 1862, with a wardrobe that, thanks to a cunningly placed mirror, concealed more than it revealed.
