Balanchine did not spare Volynsky’s school: “It lacks the basic rules of classicism…. It all creates a depressing impression.” And as a final observation of the school’s effort, “It is left with nothing but a broken trough,” another literary reference, this time to Pushkin’s popular fairy tale.108
The same magazine later published a playful satire on Volynsky entitled “The Demise of Theaters. Horrible Events in Ballet.” It described the fantastic “nightmarish tragedy” of the Maryinsky Theater, when Volynsky was allegedly confirmed as its director (the ballet world in Petrograd knew that this was his dream). Volynsky the director decided on a ballet performance and then asked Volynsky the writer to lecture the audience before the start of the show and invited Volynsky the critic to read his review at the end of the performance right from the stage. This led to a tragic end, according to the satire: listening to Volynsky’s endless presentation, “one of the audience died … and dying, whispered, ‘Too much water!’” (In Russian, “water” in a speech or lecture is like water in a ham—unnecessary filler.) Soon afterward, the rest of the audience followed suit and died, the magazine reported in mock horror.109
The satire on Volynsky was not signed, but ballet connoisseurs knew that it was written by Grigory Kozintsev and Leonid Trauberg, the already notorious leaders of the Factory of the Eccentric Actor (FEKS). It was an avant-garde theater studio, but the word “studio” seemed hopelessly old-fashioned to its creators, who replaced it with “factory.” In the anthology
Further, Kozintsev defiantly listed the “parents” of FEKS:
In a word—the chansonette, Pinkerton, an auctioneer’s cry, street brawls.
In painting—the circus poster, the cover of a trashy novel.
In music—the jazz band (a Negro makeshift orchestra), the circus march.
In ballet—American dance music.
In theater—the music hall, the movies, circus, dance cafe, and boxing.
On September 25, 1922, FEKS performed
The outraged public, suspecting it was being mocked, went wild. Kozintsev came out on stage and thanked the shouting patrons “for a scandalous reception of our scandalous work.” The action of
One of the reasons could have been the excessive cockiness of the inventors of eccentricity. This is a description by Sergei Yutkevich, a leader of the early FEKS, of a visit to Annenkov, who was already a famous avant-garde artist and director, in a letter to Eisenstein from Petrograd: