'You know perfectly well Graham would go to any lengths to get himself known,' his wife told him briskly.
'Mustn't give a dog a bad name, my dear,' Mr Cramphorn told her. 'Otherwise you can't blame him if he bites you.'
'I don't think Graham would bite anyone, Crampers,' she said. 'Of course he's utterly charming and such fun, and John and I love him. But he is so dreadfully weak. Look at those awful women who had him round their little fingers.'
'What do you think I should do, Crampers?' asked Dr Pomfrey helplessly. He asked Mr Cramphorn's opinion on everything. He was more under his thumb than ever at the time, through the surgeon teaching him to drive, which he performed as he operated, very fast and impatient of obstacles. After Dr Pomfrey's chauffeur had been called up the motor-car presented him with severer difficulties than the most elusive neurological diagnosis, the physician driving across lawns and flower-beds, on the wrong side of the road, and frequently within inches of Captain Pile. 'Perhaps you'd care to take it up with Graham?' he suggested hopefully.
'Not me,' said Mr Cramphorn. He disliked being drawn into the animosities of others. He had enough in the hospital of his own, complaining almost daily to Captain Pile about the quality of everything from the operating equipment to the food, and appearing regularly in his office with the shepherd's pie. 'Why don't you have a friendly word in his ear, John? You're nearest to him.'
John Bickley tried to find an excuse, but Dr Pomfrey looked at his watch and hastily switched on the wireless. The nine o'clock news brought an end to the conversation, as it did to almost every other in the country.
John had his friendly word with Graham in the annex the following morning. His wife had insisted on it. But Graham only laughed and said, 'Well, I half expected something like this. Who's kicking up the fuss?'
'Pomfrey, in his own sort of way. And a few of the others.'
'Twelvetrees, I'll bet?' John said nothing. 'Will they never learn? Things are so different now. There's no one to benefit except the boys. It cheered them up, someone taking an interest in them, particularly a pretty girl. Though God knows I deserve some sort of encouragement. I haven't had much since the war started.'
'I know all that, of course, Graham. But you must be aware how sticky the others can be about publicity.'
'I don't give a damn.' They were standing outside the wash-house, and Graham started towards the ward. 'I cared little enough in peacetime what my professional brethren thought of me. Now I don't care at all. Anyway, they've a nice surprise in store. As a result of the article, that American fellow's coming down-what's his name, always being photographed in a tin hat coming out of shelters? Hugo Kirkham. His stuff's syndicated right across the States, and they aren't coy over there about hushing up the doctors' names. A nice little flutter that'll cause when the cuttings get back here.' Graham began to sound annoyed. 'I'm not trying to attract attention to myself. I'm trying to attract attention to the annex, which is quite a different thing.'
Anxious to change the conversation, John asked, 'Are you going to have a look at that fellow with the post-operative chest?'
'Later, old man, if that's all right?' Graham excused himself hastily. 'I've got to have a word with sister.'
Sister Mills occupied a partitioned office the size of a largish cupboard beside the ward door. She had been on the unit for three months, and Graham was astounded at her success. She seemed to have the right touch with unruly patients. There was less drunkenness, less swearing, fewer nurses asking for transfers. Even Bluey seemed to be behaving himself. Graham felt smugly gratified at the perspicacity of his choice. On the mornings when he wasn't operating, he exercised his prerogative as 'The Chief by taking with her a cup of the tasteless khaki liquid passing at Smithers Botham for coffee. He was not usually one for fraternizing with his nursing staff. He generally treated them brusquely, partly through fussiness over the smallest details of treatment, and partly as a defence reaction. For the sake of his patients he tried to fill his wards with the prettiest girls going, and though some of them fired his imagination, particularly in his present monkish existence, he was careful to avoid any entanglements. He didn't care to foul his own doorstep. Besides, he was something of a sexual snob. The man who before the war had got himself into bed with Stella Garrod might find the joys of common-or-garden girls something of a come-down. And anyway, he told himself sharply, he was getting far too old for them.
'You look in a mood,' Sister Mills smiled, as Graham squeezed himself into the spare chair.
'It's a passing irritation. Some of the others are grousing about that article yesterday. They still can't forgive me for getting my name in the papers before the war.'
