I don’t say anything. What can I say? Sphinx knows perfectly well that Lary has no use for any of my records. Just as I, for his. From up here I get a good view of the upper portions of the wall murals, so I busy myself studying them, even though Sphinx is striding too fast for a really close look. Once we reach the dorm I bend down to his ear.
“You know what? I think I’m going to give him a flashlight instead. It’s very nice. Even a bit risqué, in a sense. Deal?”
The time between lunch and dinner drags on the longest, so by dinnertime I’m usually almost bonkers from all the waiting. But that’s only if the day was dull; if it was not and there is something I can tell others about, that’s different. I do have something today, and so I tell, to everyone in turn, until I myself grow tired of the repetitive details. Lary is the only one who refuses to listen. He comes back hauling his Yngwie, slots it in place, shakes a fist at me, and goes away. One might even think he’s totally uninterested in finding out where I got the new vest.
I take it off to get a closer look. Then put it back on. Then take it off again. It gets better and better every time I do it. Even Nanette thinks so. She struts around and tries to peck off the beads. I have to use a magazine to shoo her off. It’s a whole week until next Tuesday, if you count today, but I decide to stock up on the swappies, especially in view of a sack of freshly cracked walnut shells.
Putting on headphones to better filter out the distractions and sundry pack business, I start stringing the shells on a piece of fishing line, picking the smallest and the cutest ones. The radio is tuned to some garbage for the toddlers.
It’s shameful what they feed the Outsides kids. Hair stands on end, honest. I mean, “The Snow Queen” by itself isn’t half bad, but they chose to give the narration to this deep female voice doing sexy whispers and moans, which gives the story a rather unexpected flavor.
“The boat drifted with the stream,” she sighs hoarsely in my ears, “little Gerda sat quite still without shoes, for they were swimming behind the boat, but she could not reach them, because the boat went much faster than they did. ‘Perhaps the river will carry me to little Kay,’ said she; and then she grew less sad.” The voice stumbles, overwhelmed with emotion.
Another shell. And another.
Black comes to rummage in the nightstand, then in the desk drawer. Finally finds a razor and goes away. He’s already got a beard to worry about. I’ve got nothing in that department.
“‘I have often longed for such a dear little girl,’” a vampire voice hisses. “‘Now you shall see how well we agree together.’”
Someone’s hair is being combed, with a suspicious crunching sound.
“‘O-o-oh, I’m so sleepy, what is happening,’” Gerda squeaks. She’s forty if she is a day. Fascinating stuff. The necklace is almost ready, and my fingers are in agony. You might think making holes in walnut shells is easy, but it’s not. I hang the first string on the nail. Looks like it’ll be a good one. The shells are all almost identical.
“‘Caw! Caw! Good day! Good day!’”
Judging by the voice, Raven is off the wagon. His spouse seems to be the first character in the entire thing who is actually young. She caws in a tender soprano. I pick out the second piece of fishing line.
Humpback runs in. He has this peculiar face, so it’s obvious that something big has just happened. I drop the shells and look at his lips. I used to be able to read lips when I was younger, but that was so long ago, and besides he keeps turning away, so I can’t quite make it out. I guess I’d better take off the earphones, except I’m scared. Because I think I saw him say “Noble.” Which is impossible.
“‘Yes, yes; for certain that was Kay,’” enunciates the on-the-wrong-side-of-forty Gerda in my head. “‘Oh, won’t you take me to the palace?’”
Out of the corner of my eye I notice that Sphinx is also a bit frazzled. He stumbles backward to the bed and sits down, staring at Humpback. Blind comes in. He looks strange too. And then—Noble’s wheelchair, pushed by Ralph, with Noble in it.
“‘They are only dreams . . . Dreams of noble gentlemen . . .’”
To hell with the headphones.
Silence. It’s so quiet that I can hear the thrum of the House in the walls, and even the noises of the Outsides. Real silence, the kind we don’t often have. Ralph is looking at us, and we’re looking at Noble. Then comes the loudest dinner bell I’ve ever heard in my life. Ralph turns to leave and bumps into freshly shaven Black.
“Sorry,” Black says to him, and then “Oh!” as he notices Noble.
“Not at all,” Ralph says and walks out.
