I crouch down and slip into the center row. Blind copies my movements step for step, even pinching the bottom of my shirt to steady himself. Shark notes our being late but is too busy to comment. He’s about to move to “documentary evidence of the above-mentioned,” in the form of a pile of paper delivered by obsequious Pilotfish. Blind and I position ourselves on the ugly metal chairs and join the listeners. There aren’t many of us—those who really are listening. Mainly the first rows, occupied by the teachers.
“The results of the mandatory testing . . .”
The pack is in a state of drowsy apathy. The perkiest around here are Tubby, gnawing on a carrot, and Needle, counting the stitches of her next knitted masterpiece. Humpback is nodding halfheartedly to the song playing through his earphones. Alexander is using a safety pin to extract a splinter out of his finger. I look a bit farther out, into the Hound rows, where Black’s pink shaved head looms. Four Hounds next to him mimic his pose exactly—arms crossed, one foot on the seat of the chair in front. In their desire to be like their Leader they put even Logs to shame, but if what Mermaid said is true, I shouldn’t be the one laughing. Especially considering that I almost shoved my own foot on the next seat in the same fashion, and now can only sit like a statue and stew silently. Because, after all, who’s supposed to be copying whom?
“Almost no one managed to score even a fifty! Which is the bare minimum for an average numbskull!”
Shark furiously tosses a pack of the pernicious “yes-no” sheets into the air. They flutter and settle down, forming another layer of the fake snow. So that’s how it got there.
“Let me explain to you what this means! It means that the vast majority of you are not qualified to fill any position that requires a functioning brain! You are outside the boundaries defined by your peers!”
The teachers’ row, second from the podium, turns around as one, to look at us reproachfully. The counselors don’t bat an eye. We have long ceased to be capable of surprising them. The mic cuts out again. Shark continues his harangue, not noticing it, then pauses and starts screaming even louder than before.
“You’re basically imbeciles! Explain to me, will you, who do you think you’ve dealt this devastating blow by your stupid tricks? Me? You think I’m going to cry over it? Try to convince someone up there that you’re smarter than this? You maybe think I care where you end up when you get out of here? Or what you’re going to do there? It’s your own lives you flushed down the toilet, you halfwits!”
I realize that I did sneak the foot onto the next seat. I let it stay there. I refuse to sacrifice the basic necessities of life only because I don’t want to be copied.
Blind yawns and hides inside his palm. The lemur-like fingers easily swallow his entire face, including both his forehead and chin. A simple gesture, sure, but one that can’t be copied by anyone present. I sit there, consumed by dumb envy. All right, enough. Time to shake off the paranoia. I suddenly realize that it’s not Blind’s hands I envy, not his independently alive fingers, but merely the gesture that I can’t appropriate. Am I really as stupid as I often appear to myself to be?
Shark’s latest “maybe you think” is unexpectedly picked up and amplified a hundredfold. The soundest sleepers wake up with a start. Tubby drops his carrot. Humpback winces and stuffs his earbuds farther in. Even Shark himself cringes up there at the lectern.
“Therefore,” he continues more calmly, “all the exams that were to take place this month have been canceled, along with the general evaluation, even though you’re supposed to have been preparing for it since the end of last semester. Both have now lost any modicum of significance. The results of your testing are not going to allow you to enter any institution of higher learning. Not that you had any chance of that before.”
