She didn’t say that she’d had to ask Murphy to buy it while she was temporarily housebound, which was why it was fairly impersonal. Strike unwrapped the box and found a bottle of what had once been his favourite whisky. Robin wasn’t to know it now reminded him of his dead ex-fiancée, so he said,
‘Fantastic, thanks very much.’
‘So why are we having a team meeting?’
‘Opportunity,’ said Strike. ‘Mrs A’s away. Midge is on Plug, but she’s going to dial in – and Two-Times—’
‘You’re kidding me,’ said Robin, freezing in the act of hanging up her jacket. ‘Two-Times is back?’
‘Morning,’ said Kim, entering the office before Strike could answer. ‘Happy birthday, Cormoran!’
‘Cheers,’ said Strike, now heading for the cupboard where they kept the fold-up plastic chairs. ‘I haven’t agreed to take Two-Times on yet,’ he told Robin over his shoulder. ‘Until we’ve made a firm decision on Decima Mullins, I don’t know whether we’ll have room for him.’
‘I should have something soon, on how certain they are that body was Knowles,’ Kim informed Strike confidently. ‘I’ve tapped a couple of contacts. People are being weirdly cagey about it, though. The lead investigator, Malcolm Truman, has been suspended.’
‘Has he?’ said Robin. ‘Why?’
The glass door opened again.
‘Morning,’ said Glaswegian Barclay. Tall, beaky-nosed and prematurely grey-haired, he, like Strike, was ex-military. ‘Oh yeah,’ he added, spotting the package on Pat’s desk. ‘Happy birthday.’
‘Cheers,’ said Strike again.
‘Told Robin about Two-Times yet?’ asked Barclay.
‘Who’s Two-Times?’ said Kim.
‘Guy who likes being cheated on,’ said Barclay. ‘He pays people tae catch his girlfriends in the act.’
‘Ah, cuckolding fetish,’ said Kim with authority.
‘Who’s the lucky woman this time?’ Robin asked Strike.
‘His wife.’
‘Oh my God – someone
‘We’ve all made mistakes,’ said Kim. ‘Admittedly, I never
She laughed. Robin, the sole divorcee among the detectives present, felt the rise of an increasingly familiar antagonism, but told herself that Kim meant no offence.
When Shah, who was shorter than both his male colleagues, and so good-looking he was generally selected to sweet-talk female witnesses or suspects, had arrived, Pat dialled in Midge Greenstreet on FaceTime.
‘Happy birthday, Cormoran,’ said Midge, who had short, slicked-back dark hair, clear grey eyes, and was currently sitting in her car. ‘What are you now, forty-five?’
‘Two,’ said Strike, ‘forty-two. Right, shall we—?’
‘Have you opened our present yet?’ asked Midge.
‘You’re not easy to buy for,’ said Pat, now heaving the large package off her desk and holding it out to Strike. ‘We went for something practical.’
Strike opened the package and was relieved to find nothing that would need to be tried on in front of them all, nothing pointless he’d have to keep in his flat out of politeness, but a bulk order of his favourite vape juice.
‘Enough nicotine to kill a bull,’ said Strike. ‘That’s great. Genuinely. Thanks very much…
‘Right, better start with Plug, in case Midge needs to get going. What’s he up to?’ Strike asked the onscreen Midge.
‘He’s been shouting at his poor old mum again, the bastard. I could hear him from the street, but he hasn’t been—’
‘I’ve told Cormoran this already,’ said Kim, talking over Midge. ‘On Sunday—’
‘All right if I finish what I was saying?’ said the onscreen Midge crossly.
‘Sorry,’ said Kim, eyebrows raised. ‘Go on.’
‘—hasn’t been out,’ Midge finished, glowering.
‘Right,’ said Kim, with a little laugh. ‘Well, on Sunday he drove to Ipswich, where he met up with another couple of blokes in a pub. One of them was noting things down in a kind of ledger. I got photos of numberplates and I’m going to ask a Met mate to run them through the files.’
‘Good work, that could help,’ said Strike, and Robin, remembering Murphy’s ‘she had quite the rep at work’, tried without success not to feel resentful, ‘but we haven’t got the manpower to start tailing a bunch of Plug’s mates unless we can get rid of Arse—’ he caught Pat’s glare ‘—Mr A. Speaking of whom—’
‘She’s nae shaggin’ fuckin’ Culpepper,’ said Barclay. ‘If he wants to stop shit appearin’ aboot him in the papers he could try not bein’ an arsehole.’
‘Yeah, but the stuff in the papers is about his past arseholery,’ said Shah, ‘and if it’s not coming from his ex, who’s leaking it?’
A fifteen-minute discussion ensued about the people Mr A and his ex-wife routinely met. Robin’s mobile buzzed while this conversation was still going on. Murphy had texted her.
I’ve got what you wanted, but it’s a lot more sensitive than I realised.
Robin texted back:
Ryan, thank you so, so much. Would it be ok for Strike to hear what you’ve got, as well as me?