“The Dome of Dreams.” Serge knelt to see through the front of the glass. “It’s a classic pneumatic injection-molding machine that lets you watch while it makes a tiny wax alligator, then uses a hamburger flipper to scoop it into the chute for your recovery.”
“Looks futuristic,” said Coleman.
“And it’s the best kind of futurism—old!” Serge extracted bills from his wallet as fast as possible. “This primitive souvenir machine was considered space-age back in the sixties.”
The machine sucked Serge’s currency into the slot. Steel rods began pushing together the halves of the mold. “It’s working! It’s working!” Serge hopped up and down and turned to passersby. “It’s working!” He completed a pirouette. “Coleman! What are you doing! You’re going to crack the dome!”
Coleman was pressing his forehead hard against the middle of the glass. Serge grabbed him from behind. “It’s solid! You can’t put your head through it!”
“Good call.” Coleman stood up straight. “Dodged another close one.”
“People are staring,” said Serge. “I told you, it’s baby-stroller zone: absolutely no unnecessary attention . . . Holy cow! The mold is opening! The mold is opening!” He turned to the crowd on the boardwalk. “The mold is opening! Come see, it’s a miracle! . . . No, don’t stare at me. Look in the dome. And why isn’t there a line forming like the old days? Wait, I know how to start a line. Look! On the side of the alligator, it’s the Virgin Mary!”
More people stopped to stare.
“I thought we weren’t supposed to attract attention.”
“Not to ourselves,” said Serge. “To the dome.”
“The burger flipper’s coming,” said Coleman.
“And the cool thing about the machine is it’s similar to those carnival cranes that fish for prizes, except with the domes you win every time, guaranteed!”
“The flipper stopped.”
“What the— Oh God, no! My alligator is stuck at the end of the injection platform and won’t fall into the chute! It’s like those satanic vending machines with bags of Skittles hung up on the corkscrews, but this time I can’t pound the crap out of the sacred dome.” He covered his eyes. “Why! Why! Why!” He opened them with a smile: “I know! These are old machines before they invented those little security doors preventing you from sticking your arm up inside through the chute to steal stuff.” Serge dropped to the ground. “I think I can reach.”
“I’m not so sure,” said Coleman. “It’s pretty far up there.”
“Look down in the dome and be my navigator,” said Serge. “I’m up to my elbow now. How far is it?”
“Not even close.”
Serge twisted on the ground and grunted as he strenuously pushed his arm. “I’m all the way in as far as I can go. Tell me what’s going on.”
“You got your wish,” said Coleman. “A line’s forming.”
“No, I mean inside the machine.”
“Oh, that—you’re
“I can’t reach any farther. My arm is completely inside the chute.”
“But, man, if you could see how close you are.”
“Okay, fuck it,” said Serge. “I’m getting that alligator, but I’ll need your help. Lift my torso and when I give the word, jerk me hard to the right.”
“What for?”
“To dislocate my shoulder. It should give me an extra inch.”
Coleman bent down and grabbed him around the chest. “Tell me when.”
“Now! . . .
“You got the alligator!”
“I know! I can feel it in my hand! Now pull me out . . . Coleman, pull me out . . . Coleman!”
“I am pulling, but you won’t budge.”
“Coleman, I’m seriously stuck and my shoulder’s out. I can’t do this myself.”
“I don’t know what to say. I’m pulling as hard as I can.” Coleman reached for a tighter grip around his chest. “Serge, you should see the size of the crowd now. I think they all want to be like us.”
“I can’t see them,” said Serge. “My face is pressed to the ground and wedged against the bottom of this thing.”
“I know,” said Coleman. “Your voice is going under the small space beneath the machine and echoing out the back.”
“Put some elbow grease into it!”
Coleman pulled harder and began giggling.
“It’s not funny,” echoed Serge’s voice. “I can’t live like this.”
“I’m sorry,” said Coleman, stifling more laughter. “It’s just the way your face is crammed down there with your arm all the way inside, and your hand is raised up in a glass bubble holding a wax alligator like some holy object. I mean this mescaline is good, but damn.”
“Wait, I felt something move. Okay, I’m going to twist my arm and you pull as hard as you can. Ready? Now! . . .
The arm came free and they tumbled backward on the boardwalk. Serge stood and dusted himself off, grinning mildly at the agape crowd. He gestured at the machine with the gator in his hand. “I’m finished with it now. You can go ahead and use it. I just left a little skin in the chute.”
Coleman tugged his sleeve. “Security’s probably coming.”
