Witz полностью

On the flipside, there’s Johannine or his stunted double out in full ringlingbros regalia, bespoke besuited, tophatted and twirling a cane, to intone a script intolerably wordy with the pseudomystic, this hagiographic, heteroglossolalic Babel he comes on with a delivery polished as impeccably as his necklaced and braceleted and tiepinned and cufflinkedup gems: and now, the star of the show stuff, highshowbiz an antedated American dialect perfected orally only in the century past…the moment, don’t you know, you’ve been waiting for, haven’t you; each to translate this to their own disbelief. Huge womanly hourglasses are suspended from the rigging above; glitterspattered topiary’s rolled in wobbly from the wings, under which a raggedy, shopworn wreck of a lioness outcast from her species’ central casting reposes, alongside a lamb shorn due to health regulations. From a trapdoor, the platform ascends topped with that throne — the aspy hiss of hydraulics — as a screen’s lowered between it and the audience, ten cubits premium silk cut shatnes with nylon to separate the marks from the marked, to keep sanctuaried the paying public from the headlining holy: whosoever would gaze upon Ben’s countenance shall die, they’ll remember, they’ve been warned this prior to curtain in an announcement too serious to be taken for truth (and please: no recording devices, or flash photography), with the screen itself only a makeshift of lastminute, as Him suspended with bungees just hasn’t worked this last week, not what with the late weight or what all the new firms and their highpantsed, lowforeheaded adjusters want to rob Garden, Inc. of for the privilege of their insuring (this worrying, then that trouble with the unions, too, the forecastedly unfavorable reformation of Siegeles’ gaming control board), one of a God’s names’ worth of concerns and then that of marriage you won’t forget, all sagging Ben forlornly no matter what strength of cord they’d use: that of the umbilicus, rattling chains, binding ties. Up out of nowhere, it’s hoped, His shadow appears, an outline: screened, He staggers…the lights falling Him, the trussed stars. He’s deafened, with no sightlines His own. Another drumroll, this triple forte taken down to piano, a muffled muddle to ring in His head with the debut show’s organ’s last rill. Sparks fall from the roof of the sky. As He hikes up His pants and examines His zipper, the audience’s gasp rings out, enormously (a claqued human laughtrack whose mob of mobile organizers extort their commission), with the slots sounding loudly just outside the doors to the showroom — then silence, the toothy glint of a titter: He’s been rehearsed to milk it here honeyed, directed to exploit the silence to when murmur would set in, loosemouthed whispers, and vexations expectant; only now, with a deep dolent smelling breath into the microphone clipped inside the paper carnation of His lapel, to begin.

Line! — Call me Ben…’s prompted, delivered up to applause — God they hope, how they’ve already paid, how a handful of them have already been paid, grown menschs, womenfolk, and their kinder altogether wetting themselves, O Lord please and thank you, you’ve been a wonderful audience; to ensure a happy house for the prenuptial night, the entire frontrow has been comped. To take a bow to any smashed idol, a hundredthousandmouthed, open to sleeping, napping or nodding, and drool, then there on your knees to beg for approval, acceptance; lose the tie, loosen the collar — Ben, a little respect. It’s that you have to feel a right to be here, among the fleers, exiting still — the chutzpah, once was known as confidence, to be asking of them their money, earned time: not of them but its, though, is how you have to think — the undifferentiated, unindividuated public out there still in the dark; even as its yawningly sparse shadows emerge, at intermission, at close curtain, as individuals, as differently their own as the lights are dimmed up to air their embarrassment, shudders and stretches, watchconsulations then coat and bag checks, seatsearches of shame — a house is what it’s called, He’s thinking, as in a halfhouse, an empty house…as long as it lasts, it’s never a home.