“Is that why I always lose the pissing contests?” Asha laughed. “Nuncle, it grieves me to say so, but you may be right. For four days and four nights, I have been drinking with the captains and the kings, listening to what they say. and what they will not say. Mine own are with me, and many Harlaws. I have Tris Botley too, and some few others. Not enough.” She kicked a rock, and sent it splashing into the water between two longships. “I am of a mind to shout my nuncle’s name.”
“Which uncle?” he demanded. “You have three.”
“Four. Nuncle, hear me. I will place the driftwood crown upon your brow myself. if you will agree to share the rule.”
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“Then let my nuncle sit,” Asha said. “I will stand behind you, to guard your back and whisper in your ear. No king can rule alone. Even when the dragons sat the Iron Throne, they had men to help them. The King’s Hands. Let me be your Hand, Nuncle.”
No King of the Isles had ever needed a Hand, much less one who was a woman.
“To end this war before this war ends us. We have won all that we are like to win. and stand to lose all just as quick, unless we make a peace. I have shown Lady Glover every courtesy, and she swears her lord will treat with me. If we hand back Deepwood Motte, Torrhen’s Square, and Moat Cailin, she says, the northmen will cede us Sea Dragon Point and all the Stony Shore. Those lands are thinly peopled, yet ten times larger than all the isles put together. An exchange of hostages will seal the pact, and each side will agree to make common cause with the other should the Iron Throne—”
Victarion chuckled. “This Lady Glover plays you for a fool, niece. Sea Dragon Point and the Stony Shore are ours. Why hand back anything? Winterfell is burnt and broken, and the Young Wolf rots headless in the earth. We will have
“When longships learn to row through trees, perhaps. A fisherman may hook a grey leviathan, but it will drag him down to death unless he cuts it loose. The north is too large for us to hold, and too full of northmen.”
“Go back to your dolls, niece. Leave the winning of wars to warriors.” Victarion showed her his fists. “I have two hands. No man needs three.”
“I know a man who needs House Harlaw, though.”
“Hotho Humpback has offered me his daughter for my queen. If I take her, I will have the Harlaws.”
That took the girl aback. “Lord Rodrik rules House Harlaw.”
“Rodrik has no daughters, only books. Hotho will be his heir, and I will be the king.” Once he had said the words aloud, they sounded true. “The Crow’s Eye has been too long away.”
“Some men look larger at a distance,” Asha warned. “Walk amongst the cookfires if you dare, and listen. They are not telling tales of your strength, nor of my famous beauty. They talk only of the Crow’s Eye; the far places he has seen, the women he has raped and the men he’s killed, the cities he has sacked, the way he burnt Lord Tywin’s fleet at Lannisport. ”
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“The Crow’s Eye hatched the scheme.” Asha put her hand upon his arm. “And killed your wife as well. did he not?”
Balon had commanded them not to speak of it, but Balon was dead. “He put a baby in her belly and made me do the killing. I would have killed him too, but Balon would have no kinslaying in his hall. He sent Euron into exile, never to return. ”
“. so long as Balon lived?”
Victarion looked at his fists. “She gave me horns. I had no choice.”
“I am sorry for you,” said Asha, “and sorrier for her. but you leave me small choice but to claim the Seastone Chair myself.”
“It is,” she said, and left him.
THE DROWNED MAN
Only when his arms and legs were numb from the cold did Aeron Greyjoy struggle back to shore and don his robes again.