The beautifully dressed man simply turns away. Rafferty has been snubbed before, but this is a whole new level. He starts to push between two of the men in front of him, but the one to his left, a short, wide, dark-skinned man whose teeth stagger drunkenly across his mouth, leaning in all directions, reaches around the side of Rafferty’s neck and digs an iron thumb into a spot behind Rafferty’s jaw, just below his ear. Pain radiates outward in all directions. Rafferty lets his knees go loose, trying to drop out of the hold, but the other man grabs his necktie and holds him up. It has taken almost no movement, nothing to draw attention, but Rafferty’s entire awareness is focused on pain. By the time the two men release him, the beautifully dressed man is gone.
“Next time,” says the one with the drunken teeth, “you’ll be limping for a week.”
Then he brings up his right hand and, with his index finger, flicks Rafferty across his open left eye.
The pain is dazzling, enough to take Rafferty to his knees, both hands cupped over the assaulted eye. Tears stream down his face. After what seems like ten minutes, he becomes aware of an open hand extended down to him.
He looks up with his good eye to see a man in his early fifties with long, wavy hair, worn brushed back without a part, in a senatorial style. His hand is framed by half an inch of immaculate white French cuff fastened by a link of lapis lazuli set in gold. “Please,” the man says. “Let me help you up.”
“Thank you.” Rafferty reaches up to give the man his hand and is more or less hauled to his feet.
“I saw that,” the man says. “Filthy trick.”
Rafferty mops his face with the sleeve of his jacket. The vision in his left eye is badly blurred. “And he’ll have an opportunity to regret it.”
The senator smiles gently. “Don’t say it too loudly. There are people in Bangkok who could wipe you up like a spill, and Ton is one of them.”
“Ton?”
“Oh,” the senator says, dropping his eyes to adjust an immaculate cuff. “I thought you knew.” When he looks back up, he is smiling. “Given the beauty of your companion, you have good reason to stay alive. If I were you, I would think of Ton as a wrecking ball and stay out of his path.” He nods slightly. “Please excuse me.”
The senator moves off, doing a little genteel glad-handing here and there, and Rafferty turns to find Rose standing behind him. “Nice-looking man,” she says.
“He returns the compliment. In fact, everyone returns the compliment. You’re all anybody here wants to talk to me about.”
“That’s not surprising, considering that one of your eyes is bright red. You look better when they match. What happened?”
“I ran into a finger.”
“Who was it attached to?”
“Captain Teeth.”
Rose says, “Is this something else I have to worry about?”
“Worry?” Rafferty says, blinking against the pain. “In a gathering like this one?”
The evening’s final act begins about nine-thirty as Pan steps up onto the orchestra’s platform. He raises both hands, gesturing for silence. The fiddlers desist.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” Pan says. “On behalf of the Malaria Relief Fund, I want to thank you all for coming and invite you out into the garden for our closing presentation. I’m sure you’ll find it worthwhile.”
He steps down and weaves his way through the crowd, as conspicuous in his awful clothes as a peacock among pigeons. He winks at Rose as he passes. They wait a bit and then go out and down the steps, following the crowd along the narrow paved track, and the little village is to their left. “By the way,” Rafferty says, “the votes have been tallied, and it’s official. You obliterated every woman here.”
“I already married you, Poke,” Rose says. “But don’t stop just because of that.”
Someone jostles Rafferty’s shoulder roughly and pushes past him. It is Captain Teeth, the man who flicked Rafferty’s eye. He turns back to stare at Rose and makes a loud slurping noise with his tongue.
“If you learn how to swallow,” Rose calls to him, “you won’t have to do that.”
“He knows how to swallow,” Rafferty says, his eyes on the man’s. “He eats shit every time the boss loosens his belt.”
Captain Teeth flushes and starts to pivot, but the man next to him grabs his arm and gives it a yank. With his upper lip pulled back to bare his awful teeth, Captain Teeth makes a V with his index and middle fingers, jabs them in the direction of Rafferty’s eyes, and then allows himself to be dragged away. The beautifully dressed man is not with them.
Rose says, “Would that be-”
“It would,” Rafferty says.
“He doesn’t like you much.” She fans her hand beneath her nose. “Ohhh, those pigs.”
“Half an hour ago, Pan had wind machines, like in the movies, set up behind them, just to move the smell around.”
“He doesn’t trust much to chance, does he? The diamonds for me, the fans for the pigs. He really piles it on.”
They are cresting the hill that slopes down to the garden. “It’s probably a good thing it didn’t occur to him to put the diamonds on the pigs,” Rafferty says.
