◊◊◊ Monday May 23
Cassidy and Kimberly cornered me at breakfast.
“Rumor has it you have a new girlfriend,” Cassidy announced.
“Haven’t had one in over a year. I think the last official girlfriend was Harper, a year ago last spring,” I said. I rubbed my forehead to fend off the headache that was sure was to come on if this line of conversation continued.
“Why don’t you have a girlfriend?” Kimberly asked.
“He has this dumb rule where he only ‘dates’ girls. All his girlfriends call him a ‘stupid boy’ because he doesn’t realize that they’re his girlfriends. They let him believe that they’re ‘just dating.’” Of course, she had to include the air quotes.
“What do you mean, ‘girlfriends’? As in more than one?”
“Don’t get me started on how many he has. Let’s just say he has at least one for every day of the week,” Cassidy said, looking satisfied.
“I should go,” I decided.
“No, eat your breakfast,” Cassidy ordered, giving me her best ‘mom’ impression.
“Are you one of his girlfriends?” Kimberly asked.
“He wishes, but my dad won’t let me. Daddy says that David isn’t the right kind of guy for me.”
“He never said that,” I shot back.
She just waved her hand to dismiss me.
“What’s the difference between him dating someone and them being his girlfriend?” Kimberly asked.
“Oh, that’s easy. David gets all territorial with his girlfriends. He’s very protective of them. I don’t think he learned to share his toys when he was little,” Cassidy surmised.
Kimberly smiled.
“Does that mean I’m one of his girlfriends?”
Cassidy thought about it for a moment and nodded. WTF!
“Good!” Kimberly announced.
“Why, good?” I asked, confused.
“I can tell … uhm … someone that you and I are together, so he needs to back off,” Kimberly explained.