Then I remember what Detective Liz Larkin said to me about memorizing presidential trivia as a way of bonding with Father, and I shut my mouth. No more of that. I wasn’t bonding with Father. Screw him-
The club door opens again, and two men walk in who look like they could play professional basketball, tall and wide and menacing. My stomach does a quick flip, a flurry of
I take a moment while my heartbeat de-escalates to a human pace. I can’t keep this up much longer. I’m flinching at shadows.
“Tell me something good, Ashley Brook,” I say.
“Okay, I will,” she says. “That busted laptop you dropped off for our techies? They think they can recover the data on there. It’s going to take them a few days, but they think they can do it.”
She’s right. That is good news, the first in a long time.
“Tell them to hurry,” I say. “Because I’m running out of days.”
Garfield Park is brimming this morning with exuberant children-bouncing around the playground equipment, kicking a soccer ball, or just running around aimlessly. I mix in with the mothers pushing their strollers down the park’s central sidewalk, but, as always when I come to check on my town house, I try to stay to the south, by the Southeast Freeway, as much as possible. Anyone watching my house, and hoping to ambush me there, would hang out on the park’s north end, by F Street.
Which is where I’m heading right now. A couple of days ago, I rolled the dice and ran up to my town house and grabbed my mail. The entire sixty-second event took a lot out of me, as I felt sure someone was going to open fire on me, and I decided after that to have my mail forwarded to my office.
Still, I feel the need to check on the place. It makes me feel borderline normal. Normal people have homes. Normal people spend a lot of time in them. I have to concede the irony here, though-as Liz Larkin correctly pointed out, I spent most of my childhood locked up in my house, inside looking out, and now I’m forced to stay outside looking in. Maybe life has a way of evening things out, like that
Stop. There he is, not ten yards away from me. Oscar the giant schnauzer, with that long gray beard and stump tail, on a long leash held by my neighbor, Mrs. Tooley. I can’t prove this, but my theory is that when Satan returns to earth, he’ll return in the form of a giant schnauzer. And maybe he already has.
Maybe Father sent him. Maybe Father took a break from his poker game with Hitler, Stalin, Jeffrey Dahmer, and whoever invented disco to advise Lucifer on the best way to torment me.
I move east of the sidewalk, trying to keep heading toward my town house but away from Oscar. To me, the best
Wait. What’s this?
As I approach F Street, I see a few people congregating in the park, looking across the street in the direction of my town house.
Then I see an MPD squad car.
Then the door to my town house opens.
And bounding down the stairs of my walkway, looking like the cat who ate the canary, is none other than Detective Liz Larkin.
I duck behind a tree, as if I have something to hide, as if it’s a crime to stand across the street and watch the police search your house.
I open my cell phone and dial Ashley Brook’s number.
“Two quick questions,” I say to her when she answers. “What’s your favorite
“I have a question for you, too,” she answers.
“Mine first.”
“Okay, well-if you look like the cat who ate the canary, it means you look guilty.”
“Isn’t that being caught with your hand in the cookie jar?”
“Oh. But the cat isn’t supposed to eat the canary, so it feels guilty. Right?”
On the sidewalk just outside my house, Detective Larkin is conferring with two men in sport coats and blue jeans and two uniformed officers.
“I thought it meant you look smug,” I say. “Self-satisfied. The cat’s happy because it just had a nice meal. It finally caught the canary.”
“Hmm. Well, okay, my favorite
“You can’t have ties.”
