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It all started with Robin Cook and his novels: Fever, Outbreak, Mutation, Shock, Seizure…terse nouns splashed across paperback racks. And just when you thought you had Cook pegged, he adds an adjective: Fatal Cure, Acceptable Risk, Mortal Fear, Harmful Intent. An ophthalmologist as well as an author, Cook has checked eyes and written best sellers with equal frequency. He’s best known for Coma (1977), the source of the medical-thriller Nile. Written in 1977, the book spent thirteen weeks on the New York Times Best-Seller List and spawned a hit movie directed by Michael Crichton.

Its heroine, Susan Wheeler, is one of those beautiful, brilliant medical students who’s constantly earning double takes from male colleagues or looking in the mirror and wondering if she’s a doctor or a woman—and why can’t she be both, dammit? On her first day as a trainee at Boston Memorial, she settles on “woman” and allows herself to flirt with an attractive patient on his way into a routine surgery. They make a date for coffee, but something goes wrong on the table and he goes into…a COMA!

Determined not to be stood up, Susan researches what happened to her date and discovers the hospital’s dirty secret: they’re selling internal organs to rich foreigners. There’s a chase, a narrow escape, a betrayal by a trusted authority figure, a conspiracy revealed, and a final scene featuring a striking image of comatose chumps dangling from wires. There are also a lot of lectures on medicine and ethics delivered with the plodding rhythms of a man unaccustomed to interruption, a failing Cook shares with Crichton, that other M.D.-turned-author.

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Coma’s success opened the floodgates for books like The Minotaur Factor, The Theta Syndrome, The Orpheus Process, and The Compton Effect. Suddenly, science was exciting—because scientists wanted you dead.

Indeed, science was no longer the domain of nerds wearing safety goggles; it was now the domain of action! Take, for example, the toxic effects of polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs): boring when you read about them in academic studies on drinking water, but exciting when they achieve sentience, dissolve the skin off a trucker, and make him smash his hurtling rig into a speeding train (Slime).

Similarly, there’s no time for dull academic debates about testing pharmaceuticals on animals when a lab monkey sheds its skin and becomes a tiny hell-skeleton wielding a hatchet and an erection, furiously trying to suck the blood from a housewife’s leg. When that happens you don’t need to consult a peer-reviewed journal—you just need to grab an electric knife and carve that sucker up. That’s from Daniel Gower’s The Orpheus Process (1992), a book whose totally metal chapter titles (“Breakfast of Crucifixions,” “Deathwomb”) and studly hero, Dr. Orville Leonard Helmond (who had “managed to love and lay quite a number of pretty women”), can’t hide the fact that the good doc is a terrible scientist. He shoots monkeys with a .22, brings them back to life in his lab, and then either stabs them to death or takes them home to play with his kids. Depends on his mood.

One wonders if even stringent testing protocols could have prevented the tragedy in Fatal Beauty. The cosmetic Beautifique, whose ingredients mostly consist of telepathic worm snot harvested from alien slugs, is rushed to market without FDA approval. When placed on the flesh of nymphomaniacs, S&M freaks, or general weirdos, the compound either transforms them into giant castrating crabs, causes their breast implants to squeeze off the heads of police officers, or makes their skin melt. Results may vary.

Pursuing a degree in forbidden and dangerous science? There are plenty of specialties to consider, including parapsychology (The Tulpa), nuclear fusion (Light Source), surgery (Heads), computers (Next!), chemistry (Slime), and pharmaceutical sales (Fatal Beauty). Credit 101

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Most of the science that appeared in these books was pseudoscience, to put it charitably. After all, the ’70s was the decade when finding a cure for cancer was abandoned in favor of finding the Loch Ness monster, searching for UFOs, researching ESP, and trying to establish a scientific basis for astrology. As we all know, the first three are valid areas of scientific inquiry; astrology is a bunch of bunk.