“Kiss me,” he said, and was moving past her when she threw her arms around his neck and delivered a wet, open-mouthed, tongue-writhing kiss that shook him to his socks. She held the kiss for what seemed like an hour and a half, and then, with her arms still around his neck, she moved her head back a fraction of an inch, touched her nose to his, and said, “I’ll see you later, stranger. I have to go to the Ladies.”
At the bar, Carella wondered when he had last kissed anyone but his wife, Teddy. As he ordered a drink, he felt a soft pressure against his arm, turned to his left, and found one of the hookers, a black girl in her twenties, leaning in against him and smiling.
“What took you so long to get here?” she said. “I’ve been waiting all night.”
“For what?” he said.
“For the good time I’m going to show you.”
“Wow, have
“Welcome to Fanny’s,” Fletcher said, and raised his glass in a toast, and then drank the contents in one swallow and signaled to the bartender for another. “You will find many of them on exhibit,” he said.
“Many what?”
“Many fannies. And other things as well.” The bartender brought a fresh martini with lightning speed and grace. Fletcher lifted the glass. “I hope you don’t mind if I drink myself into a stupor,” he said.
“Go right ahead,” Carella answered.
“Merely pour me into the car at the end of the night, and I’ll be eternally grateful.” Fletcher lifted the glass and drank. “I don’t usually consume this much alcohol,” he said, “but I’m very troubled about that boy . . .”
“What boy?” Carella said immediately.
“Listen, honey,” the black hooker said, “aren’t you going to buy a girl a drink?”
“Ralph Corwin,” Fletcher said. “I understand he’s having some difficulty with his lawyer, and . . .”
“Don’t be such a tight-ass,” the girl said. “I’m thirsty as hell here.”
Carella turned to look at her. Their eyes met and locked. The girl’s look said, What do you say? Do you want it or not? Carella’s look said, Honey, you’re asking for big trouble. Neither of them exchanged a word. The girl got up and moved four stools down the bar, to sit next to a middle-aged man wearing bell-bottomed suede pants and a tangerine-colored shirt with billowing sleeves.
“You were saying?” Carella said, turning again to Fletcher.
“I was saying I’d like to help Corwin somehow.”
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“Yes. Do you think Rollie Chabrier would consider it strange if I suggested a good defense lawyer for the boy?”
“I think he might consider it passing strange, yes.”
“Do I detect a note of sarcasm in your voice?”
“Not at all. Why, I’d guess that ninety percent of all men whose wives have been murdered will then go out and recommend a good defense lawyer for the accused murderer. You’ve
“I’m not. Look, I know that what I’m about to say doesn’t go over very big with you . . .”
“Then don’t say it.”
“No, no, I
“Hello, stranger.” The brunette was back. She had taken the stool vacated by the hooker, and now she looped her arm familiarly through Carella’s and asked, “Did you miss me?”
“Desperately,” he said. “But I’m having a very important conversation with my friend here, and . . .”
“Never mind your friend,” the girl said. “I’m Alice Ann, who are you?”
“I’m Dick Nixon,” Carella said.
“Nice to meet you, Dick,” the girl answered. “Would you like to kiss me again?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because I have these terrible sores inside my mouth,” Carella said, “and I wouldn’t want you to catch them.”
Alice Ann looked at him and blinked. She reached for his drink then, apparently wishing to wash her possibly already contaminated mouth, realized it was
“You won’t understand this,” Fletcher said, “but I feel grateful to that boy. I’m glad he killed her, and I’d hate to see him punished for what I consider an act of mercy.”
“Take my advice,” Carella said. “
“Do
“Not entirely,” Carella said.
Fletcher finished his drink. “Let’s get the hell out of here,” he said. “Unless you see something you want.”
“I already
The Purple Chairs was a bar farther downtown, apparently misnamed, since everything in the place was purple