"He fixed bicycles for a living. So that's the big wheel. Big
"I got as much guts…"
"Sure, so you see Alfie's mother out for a stroll, and you start shaking. You know what you're gonna be when you grow up?"
"No. What?"
"A guy who fixes bicycles.", "Aw, come on. I…"
"Or a guy who shines shoes."
"I never *shined a pair of shoes in my life!" Cooch said proudly. "I don't even shine my
"That's wflfy you look like a slob," Zip said, and then abruptly turned'his head. Someone was approaching.
The sailor had rounded the corner as Cooch spoke. He was a tall, blond man - well, not exactly a man, and yet not a boy. He was perhaps twenty-two years old, and he had reached that mysterious boundary line which divided a man from a boy, but he was still straddling the line so that it was impossible to think of him as a boy, and yet stretching a point to consider him a man. Man or boy, he was quite drunk at the moment He walked with the sailor's habitual roll, but the roll was somewhat frustrated by his erratic drunken weaving. His white hat was perched precariously on the back of his head, and his white uniform was spotlessly clean, reflecting the early-morning sunshine with a dazzling brilliance. He stopped on the corner, looked up at the sign over the luncheonette, mumbled something to himself, shook his head violently, and then continued up the street.
Zip stifled a laugh and nudged Cooch in the ribs.
"Ten bucks says I know what he's looking for," Cooch said, grinning.
"Never mind what he's looking for. Go get Sixto and Papa.
Tell them I'm waiting, and tell them I'm getting slightly p.o.'d. Now move."
"Don't get excited," Cooch said, but he moved up the street quickly, passing the drunken sailor who had headed back towards the luncheonette. The sailor was in that sort of haze where everything seems to involve a decision meriting vast concentration and deliberation. He stopped at each building, studied the numerals, shook his head solemnly, and finally wound up in front of the luncheonette again, still shaking his head. He studied the sign, considered the vast symbolism in the words luis luncheonette, pondered this symbolism for a while, shook his head again, and was beginning to retrace his steps down the street when Zip said, "Help you, sailor?"
"Huh?" the sailor asked.
"You look lost," Zip said. His manner was quite pleasant. He grinned warmly and the sailor responded to the grin immediately, the lost wanderer accepting the first friendly hand.
"Listen," he said drunkenly, "where's La… La Galli… La… Listen, I was talking to a guy inna bar downtown, you know? An' we began discussin'…" He stopped and studied Zip with drunkenly profound narrowness. "Listen, how old are you?"
"Seventeen," Zip said.
"Oh."
The sailor tabulated this silently, his mind whirring. He nodded. "Okay, then. I didn't wanna impair the morals of a… so this guy an' me, we were discussin'… well, I was sorta expressin' my desire for sorta climbin' into bed with a female, you know? A girl. You know?"
"So he sent you up here?"
"Yeah. No. Yeah, yeah, he did. He said there was a place up here called… ah… La Gallina." He pronounced the word with a Western twang that brought a new smile to Zip's mouth.
"Yeah," the sailor said, nodding, "where he said I could get anything I want. Now how about that?"
"He was right," Zip answered.
"So here I am," the sailor said. He paused. "Where is it?"
"Right down the street there."
"Thank you," the sailor said, nodding. "Thank you ver' much." He started off down the street again.
"Don't mention it," Zip said, smiling. He stared after the sailor for a few moments, and then went into the luncheonette. "Give me a cup of coffee, Luis," he said.
The sailor went down the street, studying each doorway as he had before. He stopped suddenly, looked at the lettering on the plate-glass window of a bar, and muttered, "La Gallina, I'll be damned. Feller was right." He walked directly to the front door, not expecting it to be locked, trying to open it, and then discovering that it was locked, immensely annoyed that the knob had resisted his hand. He backed away from the door and yelled, "Hey! Hey, wake up! Wake up, goddamnit! I'm here!"
"What the hell is that?" Luis said.
"Sailor out there," Zip said, grinning.
Luis came from behind the counter. Up the street, the sailor-was still shouting at the top of his lungs.
"You!" Luis said. "Quiet, quiet."
The sailor turned. "You talking to me, mate?"
"Well, hell, thass what I'm
"Why you trying to wake them up for?"
'"Cause I wanna go to bed."
"That makes sense, all right," Luis said, nodding patiently. "Are you drunk?"
"Me?" the sailor said. "Me?"
"Yes."
"Hell, no."
"You look perhaps a little drunk."