‘GRU crews operate in pairs, don’t they?’ Catherine said. ‘And these attacks have been spaced out. First Kay. Then Struan, a couple of weeks later.’
‘If there was more than one pair, they could have done them at the same time,’ said Louisa. ‘And given us less warning.’
‘I didn’t know these people,’ said Lech.
‘Yeah,’ said Louisa. ‘But let’s pretend we care.’
‘No, I’m making a point. They were before my time. And there’s no record of me being in Slough House anyway. Because Taverner had us wiped at the same time I joined.’
‘Before my time too,’ said Shirley.
‘So you want to know who’s gone dark?’ Lech said. ‘Me and Shirley. Because if they’re using out-of-date records, they’ve no idea we exist.’
‘And that’s what comes of supportive leadership,’ said Lamb. ‘Anyone would think you were strategic thinkers, instead of a bunch of useless no-hopers.’ He levered himself off his perch. ‘Our Moscow murderers are operating from Molly’s file, which doesn’t include Butch and Sunglasses here. So yeah, we have the advantage that they care even less about you than the rest of us do. Of course, that only stays an advantage until you both go to prison for mugging a tourist.’
‘Seriously, he was not a tourist!’
‘He was hanging around in a public toilet,’ Shirley said. ‘Probably cottaging.’
‘Which would make it a hate crime,’ Lamb said sorrowfully. ‘And time’s up on that sort of thing.’
‘So how do you propose playing this advantage?’ Catherine asked. ‘And please don’t say you’re sending Lech and Shirley out against a pair of trained hitmen.’
‘Be a good way of using them up, wouldn’t it?’ said Lamb. ‘But no, that wasn’t my first thought. My first thought was—’
‘River and Sid,’ said Louisa.
‘My first thought was, there must be a takeaway round here somewhere. But I suppose, once they’ve snuck out and got me some food, they can go round up the missing.’
Louisa said, ‘You can borrow my car. So long as Shirley doesn’t drive it.’
‘What’s wrong with my driving?’
‘Your lack of basic motoring skills.’
‘I’ll need drink, too,’ Lamb said. ‘And a lighter.’
Louisa scribbled the O.B.’s address down, and explained to Lech where her car was, while Shirley fidgeted. Roddy had returned to his laptop. Catherine watched all this with the sudden sense that it was beyond familiar. Even Lech, the relative newcomer, slotted in: his obvious damage plain to see; the other stuff bubbling inside him, looking for an outlet. She remembered J. K. Coe, and the direction his long-buried trauma had sent him, and thought
‘Sneaked, by the way,’ she said.
‘… What now?’
‘It’s “sneaked”. Snuck’s not proper English.’
‘Do I look like I give a feaked?’ said Lamb.
They settled down to wait.
Don’t leave your kill in the open. He couldn’t remember whether that was Bond, Bourne or
Jim – that was what Sid called him – was just a shell. The letter opener embedded in his jaw took a while to lever free.
‘We should put him in the boot too.’
Except Jane was occupying most of it, and the effort required to fold her more compactly was beyond them. So he just freed Jim from his seat belt, and let the body collapse to the floor.
‘It’s a bit obvious.’
Sid’s voice was a faraway niggle.
‘Can’t be helped. And nobody will see it while the car’s moving. I’ll take this one, you take mine. You okay to drive?’
But she wasn’t.
‘We need to get back to the house. I’ll call Lamb, he’ll talk to the Park. They’ll deal with it. But we can’t leave them here. Anyone might come.’
And probably would, given time, but it made no difference. Sid’s hands were trembling madly. They couldn’t have handled cutlery, let alone a steering wheel.