The Gray House полностью

Ginger wasn’t in the mood for talking about “them” and “there,” but she knew there was no avoiding it. All three were waiting for the story. Waiting quietly and patiently, not even acknowledging her feeble “Same as yesterday.” Even she who’d just returned, not knowing anything and not understanding what “there” meant, even she waited too. Ginger sat down, hugging her knees.

“Why don’t you go and see for yourself. Quit bugging me.”

They were just staring, motionless. Outside the door, the TV shrieked excitedly.

Ten eyes, if you counted the cats.

“It’s completely different there,” she began with a sigh.

The gifts lay on the mattress, looking pathetic to anyone who would like to laugh at them.

WALKING WITH THE BIRD

Step, step . . . There goes Bird, the one feeding on carrion. He comes and he goes, and clomp-clomp goes his poor crippled paw. Way, give way! There’s never ever a day that we’re not here at this hour. But it’s useless to expect the populace to expect us. They still impede, they still interfere, running by, jostling and bumping. Not me, of course, but the shadow of my brother, which is almost as annoying. I’m strolling, divining the times to come. It’s only going to get worse. The new Law will take care of that. It will take care of many other things besides the aforementioned, but that’s not my concern, now is it? Or is it? Concern, that’s what we Leaders are made of. We’re supposed to nip the unnippable in the bud, or at least fret dutifully concerning the inability to thus nip. There’s exactly zero sense in that. And a lot of headache into the bargain.

Animals and birds hobble here and there, the inhabitants of the zoo and their keepers. Some greet me, some maintain silence. Snow sparkling on the ledge of the Crossroads window. I’m overwhelmed by the desire to Jump, to roam in the fields of the Underside of the House. But I can’t. For “by succumbing to your desires you lose the self and turn into their slave.” This maxim is all that remains in my mind of the old Jumpers’ Code, destroyed during the Troubles. Sightless One can probably quote it chapter and verse, but for me that one snippet is plenty.

I walk up the pain in my knee and return to the Nesting. My dear jungle. The pillars thereof of ivy, the bottom thereof of ferns. Bitter green flesh all the way around. What’s that smell? Someone’s indiscretion. Nothing to do with me. Everyone here lives on carrion, not just me. I hop on the roost to give myself a boost. That’s the only way to see anything in here, from up high. The inhabitants mostly cling to the ground, and there’re nooks galore. And we’re the ones called Birds, go figure. Whatever, it wasn’t us who dubbed us that. I take the red ribbon out of the plastic bag and tie it to the top rung. That’s a sign. Of the upcoming verbal incontinence of old Daddy Vulture. The awful racket dies down, the populace crawls closer and waits. All kinds of deformities, both external and internal, all of them staring at my beak. That’s the way they’ve been born, so what can you do? I drop a carton of cigarettes down, as a token of benevolence. It is caught jubilantly. I can toss them goodies all day long, and it’ll never be enough.

“Listen, children,” I begin.

They do. They’re good at it. All of them. Scary, that.

“Here’s the deal,” I say unto them, “concerning the girls. I seem to notice that you never invite anyone. That’s not good. Making friends and inviting them—that’s good. Look at Beauty, he’s got a girlfriend, but he doesn’t invite her. That’s the latest fashion here in the House, wouldn’t do for us to fall behind. Saunter forth. Give the Nest a bit of spit and polish, tidy up, throw away the rubbish. Clean and sparkling, and the only smell should be of Elephant’s violets.”

They get it. Nodding. Elephant more eagerly than others. He heard his pretty flowers mentioned, so he’s happy, poor soul. Butterfly flips his paw over Angel’s shoulder. Angel wrinkles his nose. Hilarious. What do those two need with girls?

Dearest giggles.

“I just lo-o-ove girls,” he proclaims in falsetto. “Such darlings! Could it be they would bring us something? Them being so kind and all.”

Sure, why not. They very well might. Lipstick, for example. I wouldn’t bet on kindness, though.

“Don’t even think about wheedling gifts from them,” I say.

Dearest rolls his eyes dolefully and preens his feathers.

“Wheedling? Eww-w! I’m not that way!”

“What the hell?” Lizard says. “Girls mean trouble. They go here, they go there, and then there’s gossip all over the House. Some darlings! They can take their gifts and shove ’em.”

“Don’t do anything worth gossiping about, then,” I say.

Beauty glows. Tries to dim the light show with the eyelashes, but it still shines through. One handsome guy. The only one here. He’s not going to invite Doll, of course. He’s got enough sense for that.

Lizard slaps him on the back and brays, “Our Ro-o-meo!”

Beauty goes livid, hisses and spits. The image is ruined for the next half hour.