In December 1564, Ivan denounced the boyars as ‘traitors’ – ‘They want to devour me,’ he said – and offered to ‘give his realm to the traitors, though a time might come when he would demand it back and would take it’. Accompanied by Maria’s and Anastasia’s sons, and by Maria herself, Ivan left Moscow and sledged to a hunting lodge, Alexandrovskaia Sloboda. Muscovites begged Ivan to return, asking, ‘How can we live without a lord?’ and offering to butcher ‘evildoers named by the tsar’.
That same month, Ivan divided his kingdom into two: his
At Alexandrovskaia Sloboda, Ivan, coenobite and sybarite, oversaw a diabolical monastery where he and his monkish murderers rose at 4 a.m. for matins and heartily sang hymns of repentance before joining homosexual sex parties and torture sessions until bedtime at 9 p.m. Three blind old men then told stories to the insomniac tsar. Ivan was joined by a German astrologer-physician, Eliseus Bomelius, who had fallen out with Queen Elizabeth of England and now became his magus and poisoner.
In 1567, Ivan uncovered a conspiracy to enthrone his cousin Vladimir of Staritsa. Vladimir, afraid of a trap, himself revealed it to Ivan, who pounced first on a long-trusted boyar, Ivan Fyodorov. The tsar, accompanied by a terrifying new henchman, Malyuta Skuratov, imprisoned Fyodorov’s retainers in a chamber full of gunpowder which he then ignited, whooping as body parts flew into the air. Then ‘He and his children of darkness, verily like a madman surrounded by raving madmen, galloped at full rein to gaze upon the mangled corpses.’ Ivan stabbed Fyodorov, who was then gutted by Skuratov. A total of 150 boyars – and most of their households and families – were killed by the
On 25 July 1570, Ivan, black-clad and brandishing axe and crossbow, arrived at a Poganaia Meadow outside Moscow, accompanied by his son Ivan, now sixteen, and 1,500 mounted musketeers, to find twenty stakes hammered into the ground and linked by beams, along with cauldrons of boiling and cold water. As he watched with diplomats and the public, the
‘I intend to destroy you so completely,’ Ivan told them, ‘that no memory of you will survive,’ and riding on horseback he asked the crowd to ‘come closer to witness the spectacle’.
Viskovaty, who had handled negotiations with Poles, Swedes and Ottomans, was accused of treason and strung up on the beams. Ivan ordered him to confess.
‘Go ahead and drink your fill of an innocent’s blood,’ cried Viskovaty. ‘I curse you bloodsuckers and your tsar—’ His words were cut off as Malyuta Skuratov sliced off his nose, ears and genitals, which killed him fast, infuriating Ivan who suspected that this was an act of mercy.
One boyar after another, some with their wives and children, were beheaded, boiled to death, flayed alive or, in a favourite new method, hanged by their ribs – 116 victims in total. But Ivan’s self-inflicted disasters were just starting: now a new Ottoman padishah invaded.
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