‘Maybe he’s visiting his mother,’ Torvald mumbled.
He sat up, swung his legs round and settled feet on the woven mat covering the floor. Noticed that flat pillows had been sewn on to the mat, stuffed with lavent shy;der that crackled under his feet. ‘No wonder her feet smell nice.’ Anyway, he didn’t mind what she’d been up to all that time. Didn’t even mind if she was still up to a few things now, though those things might make things a little crowded. ‘Things, right.’
The day had begun, and all he needed to do was settle up certain matters and then he could resume his life as a citizen of Darujhistan. Maybe visit a few old friends, some members of his estranged family (the ones who’d talk to him, any shy;way), see the sites that’d make him the most nostalgic, and give some thought to what he was going to do with the rest of his life.
But first things first. Pulling on his foreign-cut clothes (the clean set, that had dried in a rather wrinkled state, alas), Torvald Nom made his way to the outer room. Her back was to him as she hunched over the wheel, legs pumping the pedals. He saw the large bowl of clean water where it always was, went over and splashed his face. Was reminded that he needed a shave — but now he could actu shy;ally pay someone else to do such things. To the opportunistic shall come rewards. Someone had said that, once, he was sure.
‘My sweetness!’
She half turned and grinned at him. ‘Look how bad this is, Tor. See what you’ve done?’
‘It’s the temper, of course-’
‘It’s tired thighs,’ she said.
‘A common complaint?’ he asked, walking alongside the shelves and leaning in to study a stack of misaligned plates.
‘Pretty rare, actually. What you think you’re seeing up there, husband, isn’t. It’s the new style everyone wants these days. Symmetry is dead, long live the clumsy and crooked. Every noble lady wants a poor cousin in the country, some aunt or great-aunt with stubby fingers who makes crockery for her kin, in be shy;tween wringing chicken necks and husking gourds.’
‘That’s a complicated lie.’
‘Oh, it’s never actually stated, Tor, only implied.’
‘I was never good at inferring what’s implied. Unless it’s implicitly inferred.’
‘I’ve had precisely two lovers, Tor, and neither one lasted more than a few months. Want their names?’
‘Do I know them?’
When she didn’t reply he glanced over and found her looking at him. ‘Ah,’ he said wisely.
‘Well, so long as you don’t start squinting at everyone who comes in here or says hello to me on the street — if that’s going to be the case, then I’d better tell you-’
‘No, no, darling. In fact, the mystery is. . intriguing. But that won’t survive my actually knowing.’
‘That’s true. Which is why I won’t be asking you about anything. Where you’ve been, what you’ve done.’
‘But that’s different!’
Her brows rose,
‘No, really,’ Torvald said, walking over. ‘What I told you last night, I wasn’t exaggerating.’
‘If you say so.’
He could see that she didn’t believe him. ‘I am stung. Crushed.’
‘You’d better get going,’ Tiserra said, returning once more to the lump of clay on the wheel. ‘You’ve got a debt to clear.’
‘The loot’s not sticky?’
‘It’s all clean as can be, I made sure. Unless Gareb’s scratched secret sigils on every coin he owned he won’t know either way. He might suspect, though.’
‘I’ve got a good tale to explain all that, if necessary,’ Torvald said. ‘Foreign investments, unexpected wealth, a triumphant return.’
‘Well, I’d tone down the new version, Tor.’
He regarded her, noting her amusement, and said nothing. What was the point?
Oh, it didn’t matter anyway. ‘I don’t plan on meeting Gareb in person,’ he said as he walked to the front door. ‘I’ll work through Scorch and Leff.’
The lump of wet clay slid off the wheel and splatted on the wall, where it clung for a moment, then oozed down to glom on to the floor.
Surprised, Torvald turned to his wife and saw the expression that he hadn’t seen in. . in. . well, in quite a while. ‘Wait!’ he cried. ‘That partnership is over with, I swear it! Darling, they’re just acting as my go-between, that’s all-’
‘You start scheming with those two again, Torvald Nom, and I’ll take out a contract on you myself.’
‘They always liked you, you know.’
‘Torvald-’
‘I know, my love, I know. Don’t worry. No more scheming with Scorch and Leff. That’s a promise. We’re rich now, remember?’
‘The problem with lists,’ Scorch said, ‘is all the names on ’em.’
